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Note that it didn’t specifically say normal people only. Gays are normal, too. Just as green-eyed people are. They just happen to be a minority when compared to everyone at large.
They just don’t act normal. 
Go ahead and mince on in there, stamp your feet, squeal, shed some tears, pout, whine, flounce, flutter your wrists and demand stuff. You don’t know what a real man is, do you? I’M a real man, who LOVES other real men…and I certainly DO NOT love you! I’d be ASTOUNDED if your intelligence quotient runs higher than 85. You are too STOOPID to even have a reasonable argument.
Only fanatics and kooks can’t tell the difference between love a lust, or love and sex. Of perhaps they can but don’t want to. I love my daughter. I love my vehicle, my state, my computer, and my cat. I have no desire to have sex with any of them. Zeke, why can’t you just say you like sticking you penis in strange places and leave it as that. It has nothing at all to do with love. "Normal" people do normal things, they do things normal. Doing other things may or may not be evil. Eating anchovies on icecream is certianly not normal, but it isn’t evil or harmful. Throwing babies against trees as you have expressed a desire to do is not normal, but is evil and harmful. Homosexual activities are not normal, and do spread disease, but generally only to others willing to take that risk so is it evil? Not necessarily. But certianly harmful at least to the participants and to the taxpayers if people like you get your way. << You certainly live up to the "hillbilly" stereotype there, John. And now, whenever I need to take a dump, I’ll ask myself "Where’s the John?" and think of your MOUTH, and LMFAO.
Does that mean you love the John? William R. James
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – . "Chief Thracian" message Gays are normal, too. No they are not, and you are the best proof of that. I am an exception…in being above normal, thanks to my high IQ and creative abilities that exceed the skills of most. And I dedicate my talents to the liberation of all sexual minorities, everywhere. It is also a unviersal truth that, on average, gay folk are vastly more intelligent than the hetero majority. The ol’ quality vs. quantity game. Quality always wins out. Educate yourself, and visit my website regularly: The Final Testament http://www.gay-bible.org/
Poofter, if you ever catch up with your self image, you’ll be one hell of a ma…oops, no you won’t. You’ll still be little more than AIDS waiting to happen. Why are you taking such pains to conceal those claimed creative abilities? You write like a little girl, so where do you claim those talents lie?
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Nope. You wouldn’t squeal like a little girl if you were. Who’s squealing, here? For one, you can’t hear any sounds via text-based Usenet articles.
I think it’s cool that you couldn’t wait to think of something to say and impulsively blurted that. It’s just what I expected. However, judging by the text responses to my premise of how folks can help fight homophobia right here in Gay Mecca…I’d have to say that your own pointless remarks are indicative of a squealor by birth. But I’d prefer this time, to focus on your "hillbilly" handle, like so:
heh heh heh…he said homophobia. The cocksucker thinks people fear him. (No, he doesn’t, of course. Saying that is a mindless, obligatory reflex.) — Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute
Permission, sure, but any motivation to repeat such insipid twaddle would be a sickness. Ezekiel J. Krahlin
A serious lamer, trying way too hard. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – [ snipped sophomoric stuff ]
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Gays are normal, too. No they are not, and you are the best proof of that.
I am an exception…in being above normal, thanks to my high IQ and creative abilities that exceed the skills of most. And I dedicate my talents to the liberation of all sexual minorities, everywhere. It is also a unviersal truth that, on average, gay folk are vastly more intelligent than the hetero majority. The ol’ quality vs. quantity game. Quality always wins out. Educate yourself, and visit my website regularly: The Final Testament http://www.gay-bible.org/
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Nope. You wouldn’t squeal like a little girl if you were.
Who’s squealing, here? For one, you can’t hear any sounds via text-based Usenet articles. However, judging by the text responses to my premise of how folks can help fight homophobia right here in Gay Mecca…I’d have to say that your own pointless remarks are indicative of a squealor by birth. But I’d prefer this time, to focus on your "hillbilly" handle, like so: Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this writing free of charge (including translation into any language)…under condition that no profit is made therefrom, and that it remain intact and complete, including title and credit to the original author. Ezekiel J. Krahlin http://surf.to/gaybible WELCOME TO HOBOVILLE -or- Why It’s So Very Important To Learn To Read (a parable for the 21st century) (c) 2003 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin Jebediah and Zachary were hangin’ out by the ol’ Penjulep pool hall one chill foggy Frisco mornin’, when Zack started a-thinkin: "Jeb, them darkie folks acrost The Bay say Hoboville warn’t always the name fer this here Hobo town of ours." Before he continued, Zak spat a wad of chawin’ tobaccee into a hefty, open, black-leather bound book with a crimson ribbon for a marker that touched to the very ground, and rubbed for a moment against some hot, stinky wet Rottweiler feces. "They say this here parts wunst were called ‘The Catastrapho’…an’ boy wuz it ever! Sodomites all over the place, fornicating, violating tourist’s chilluns and sometimes even their dawgs! Twere a cryin’ shame it was, surely." Jeb stopped leanin’ on the side of the saloon, to stand his full 6-foot-7-inch height. He yanked the long straw of hay from his mouth. "You sware to that on the Holy Bible, Zack?" He said, and pointed to the book in Zachary’s hand. "Yes Sir, Jebediah," boasted Zack, "I do believe I just marked the partikeelar secshun smack dab in the lower right page." He paused, to heckle Jeb with silence. "Read it Zack!" Jeb finally ordered. "You knows ah cayn’t read. Tell me whut thu Good Book sez!" "Okay, Jeb now simmer down y’all jest simmer down. Let me clear my throat." Zachary hocked up a nasty lookin’ dark yellow gob of phlegm, aimed once again at the Good Book…then read: (The Prophet Hoosier from The Book of Heehaw 5:20-22): Any man who declares divine marriage to another man, should immediately be put to death by command of our Chief Demon Overlord. A woman however, may freely declare marriage with another woman…under condition they willfully join in wedful bliss with an Unmarried Son of an Overlord, or with a Widowed Overlord Himself. First Choice is always The Fathers’. But should one or other of The Wymmin rebel, they should BOTH be tied in Nekked Shame to a post in the center of town, where whomever is known to have cast the first sin in The Moremen Clan, shall be offered the Sacred Privilege of stoning to death, The Rebellious Female and Her Favored Scapegoat. Having read this passage, Zack lowers the tome in silence… and Jebediah, too, remains quiet, chewing on the straw. After long moments of hushes, Jeb remarks: "Why bruthuh Zackideedoodah. Thank the Good Overlord are GranPappies Cum here in the fust place, be it they be homeless with not a sent between thum! They knew they wuz on a misshun to deeklare rite-chuss shame on them Soddymites, and drive them out; peesibble like, or war like." Zack nodded as he chawed: "Yep, brothuh Jebbideedoodah. We done made for ourselves and our chilluns, granchilluns, and evun great-great-granchilluns, Jehovah’s Land out of Serpent’s Soil". After further moments in silence (a harmonica played in the distance, some hillbilly tune), they decided it was time for another High-neekins, and stepped back into the dark cave that was the Penjulep Honkey-Tonk Pool Hall and Dancing Saloon. Sincerely, Zeke "Getmeouttahere!" Krahlin (longterm res- ident of Hoboville, formerly The Catassraffle) http://www.gay-bible.org April 15, 2003 —finis
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San Francisco’s KGO radio wants to award a Valentine’s Day marriage to an eligible couple. They say NOTHING about accepting gay participants…how disappointing! Why not test their gay friendliness, by considering entering their contest as a same-sex couple? (Or ASKING them if gays are eligible.) Let’s test KGO’s level of tolerance, seeing as they are considered the LIBERAL talk show venue (as opposed to hate-talk station KSFO). After all, San Francisco IS Gay Mecca, right? —begin article: KGO’S VALENTINE’S DAY WEDDING Love is in the air and on the air too! KGO invites you to get married for Valentine’s Day on KGO Radio. One lucky couple will receive an unforgettable wedding from KGO Radio for Valentine’s Day. In addition to a ceremony live on-air by Bernie Ward, the couple chosen will also receive wedding bands from the Shane Company and a wedding gift of a brand new bed from Mancini’s Sleepworld plus a lot more. If you’d like to get married on KGO Radio for Valentines Day, send us a letter and tell us why you want to be married on KGO. KGO’s wedding is for first time marriages only. What does that mean you ask? If you’re looking to re-affirm your vows after a number of years of marriage, we cannot do that. If you were married in the past and divorced, and now you’ve found that special someone, that’s okay. That is considered a first time marriage. Again, send us a letter in 500 words or less and tell us why you want to be married on KGO. Since you will be sharing one of the most important days of your life with us, we want to know why and what that means to you. Most special and interesting response will be chosen, decisions of judges are final. All requests must be received by Friday, February 6th. Winning couple will be notified by the end of the day on Friday, February 6th. Please email your response to: or mail your response to: KGO Radio: attention Valentine’s Day Wedding with Bernie 900 Front Street San Francisco, CA 94111. Or fax us your response at 415-391-2795, and make sure your cover sheet says attention: Valentine’s Day Wedding with bernie. Don’t forget to include: your name address daytime phone number birthdates For official KGO Radio contest rules, see: http://www.kgoam810.com/listingsentry.asp?id=8226&pt=contests —end of article — Vote for Zeke in oh-oh-four, Or brownshirts will bang down your door! http://www.gay-bible.org/#prez
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San Francisco’s KGO radio wants to award a Valentine’s Day marriage to an eligible couple. They say NOTHING about accepting gay participants…how disappointing! Why not test their gay friendliness, by considering entering their contest as a same-sex couple? (Or ASKING them if gays are eligible.) Let’s test KGO’s level of tolerance, seeing as they are considered the LIBERAL talk show venue (as opposed to hate-talk station KSFO). After all, San Francisco IS Gay Mecca, right?
Sick. Why do you post your flaming tantrum first and then beg people to ask questions later? I bet we aren’t going to see any stupid whining from any vegetables about that, even though they say NOTHING about either fruit or vegetable participants. —begin article: —snipped article
Note that it didn’t specifically say normal people only. Go ahead and mince on in there, stamp your feet, squeal, shed some tears, pout, whine, flounce, flutter your wrists and demand stuff. That will test their tolerance. (Unless you stutter like you did yesterday when you shriek the word you’ve been trained to always shriek in these earthshaking situations. If you do, it will be a test of how long it takes them to stop laughing.) What you’re bitching about, bitch, is not tolerance. They might be 100% tolerant by every definition, and still do what they want instead of meticulously planning to do whatever everyone including a snivelly little fop like you might want. Just out of curiosity…if you aren’t a fucking idiot, why do you play one on the internet?
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Note that it didn’t specifically say normal people only. Gays are normal, too.
No they are not, and you are the best proof of that.
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(The alt.conspiracy FAG?) Chief Thracian freaked out and shrieked: Note that it didn’t specifically say normal people only. Gays are normal, too. Just as green-eyed people are. They just happen to be a minority when compared to everyone at large. Go ahead and mince on in there, stamp your feet, squeal, shed some tears, pout, whine, flounce, flutter your wrists and demand stuff. You don’t know what a real man is, do you?
Yep. I’M a real man,
Nope. You wouldn’t squeal like a little girl if you were. who LOVES other real men…and I certainly DO NOT love you!
Try to imagine how seriously that doesn’t fuck up my life. I’d be ASTOUNDED if your intelligence quotient runs higher than 85. You are too STOOPID to even have a reasonable argument.
Ooh, the fucking idiot is tantrum-prone! Who would have guessed?! It could be early indication of a spirochete problem. Uppercase spasticity is one of the warning signs of that sort of thing, as well as a sign of girlishness. You certainly live up to the "hillbilly" stereotype there, John. And now, whenever I need to take a dump, I’ll ask myself "Where’s the John?" and think of your MOUTH, and LMFAO.
<snicker Squeal some more, cocksucker. Try to squeal more lamely than that. I hate to insult you like this, but I bet you’re one of very few people over the age of eight years who can actually do so.
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San Francisco’s KGO radio wants to award a Valentine’s Day marriage to an eligible couple. They say NOTHING about accepting gay participants…how disappointing! Why not test their gay friendliness, by considering entering their contest as a same-sex couple? (Or ASKING them if gays are eligible.) Let’s test KGO’s level of tolerance, seeing as they are considered the LIBERAL talk show venue (as opposed to hate-talk station KSFO). After all, San Francisco IS Gay Mecca, right?
So you’re trying to tell us that you and Ouchy the Clown are getting hitched? So who’s going to be the (ahem) "husband" and who’s going to be the wife? (never mind… TMI!) http://www.ouchytheclown.com/
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Note that it didn’t specifically say normal people only.
Gays are normal, too. Just as green-eyed people are. They just happen to be a minority when compared to everyone at large. Go ahead and mince on in there, stamp your feet, squeal, shed some tears, pout, whine, flounce, flutter your wrists and demand stuff.
You don’t know what a real man is, do you? I’M a real man, who LOVES other real men…and I certainly DO NOT love you! I’d be ASTOUNDED if your intelligence quotient runs higher than 85. You are too STOOPID to even have a reasonable argument. << You certainly live up to the "hillbilly" stereotype there, John. And now, whenever I need to take a dump, I’ll ask myself "Where’s the John?" and think of your MOUTH, and LMFAO. — Pennsylvania Dutch Gay Jesus says: "Throw the hetero over the fence some hay." http://www.gay-bible.org
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