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Satan Is For Real

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Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

Your post is documentary evidence that Satan is acting on you. I will pray for you that you may be freed from the influence of the Evil One. Bill Miller Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam (To the Greater Glory of God): "…the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control." Galatians 5:22-23 (NIV)

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – There is no doubt about the existence of Satan:   SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

"He’s a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman…….JOHN

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Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks? Your post is documentary evidence that Satan is acting on you. I will pray for you that you may be freed from the influence of the Evil One.

Your post is documentary evidence that an idiot has possessed your keyboard. There is no solution to the problem. XXIII IDIOT, n.             A member of a large and powerful tribe whose             influence in human affairs has always been dominant             and controlling. The Idiot’s activity is not confined to             any special field of thought or action, but "pervades             and regulates the whole." He has the last word in             everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the             fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations             of speech and circumscribes conduct with a             dead-line.             Ambrose Bierce

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thanx for posting that–I missed that the first time around…it was a lengthy post and i had to skim it

    So You didn’t really bother to read what was being said, and just felt there’s a line I can throw a JW slam on?  Is that really how your reasoning works?  I mean you didn’t have the time to read the post, but you had the time to post a comment?  Doesn’t add up to me, but hey that’s just me.

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Sam Taylor writes, the scripture says"unto what angel ,did HE at anytime say " "Thou art MY Son" " again the scriptures say " HE did not take upon HIMSELF the Nature of an angel" these scriptures would be INCORECT if YaHshuiAH was Micha EL the ArchAngel He is the Quote the only begoten SON of GOD unquote period exclamation point nothing more needs to be said nor no theory needs to be added any more than that is NOT ANY OF OUR BUISNESS his relationship with HIS father is HIS BUISNESS and HIS FATHERS BUISNESS and at this time has nothing to do with ANYONE ELSE. any more than this comes from EVIL, it only leads to confusion and the simplicity of the good news to man. the ONLY QUESTION IS, IS THIS JESUS GODS SON OR NOT? IS HE THE ONLY BEGOTTEN SON OF GOD OR NOT? WHO IS MAN THAT HE DEFINES THIS RELATIONSHIP BEYOND THAT WHICH IS GOD BREATHED IN SCRIPTURE? HOW DARE THEY SEEK TO SPEAK PRESUMPTIUSLY WITHOUT GOD’S PERMISION? GOD DEFINED THIS RELATIONSHIP IN HIS WORD WHAT POWER DO WE THINK WE HAVE TO TRY TO DEFINE IT ANY BETTER?

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thanx for posting that–I missed that the first time around…it was a lengthy post and i had to skim it     So You didn’t really bother to read what was being said, and just felt there’s a line I can throw a JW slam on?  Is that really how your reasoning works?  I mean you didn’t have the time to read the post, but you had the time to post a comment?  Doesn’t add up to me, but hey that’s just me.

I am unaware of any other Name denomination which teaches that Jesus is Michael the Archangel, hence my statement. (Which was meant tongue-in-cheek anyway) v

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: Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture : clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… : How do I know this?

  Huh?!!  I just joined this newsgroup and have obviously missed something.  Who or what says that Michael is HaMashiach and what evidence do they give to support it?  As far as I have been able to find, nothing in OT, NT, or even apocryphal works indicates such. – Bob Grob

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There is no doubt about the existence of Satan:   SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael

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I hear that. Long posts are harder to get through. It would be easier if some were made a bit shorter. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Vince This person is not a JW. Read that post again.  It calls Jesus, Satan. The JW’s teach that Jesus = Michael There is no doubt about the existence of Satan: Lesson: Satan=Adversary   it’s just a word, a warning of a person through prophecy In Isaiah 14:12- and after read what the description of this person is…… You must study these things within the context of the meaning or words and the knowledge that the prophecy of the Bible is clues and revelations of things that occur here.  So the story of Satan is nothing supernatural, it’s simply a warning or a person or hierarchy that places itself over God. Adversary doesn’t mean it’s a man only, it can be a power, a network or Kingdom.  Look at it in context with the Bible as a whole, You admit Satan was the first high messenger of God but fell from grace for placing himself High, he was the viceroy, the light, the rule of this world….Satan in Isaiah 14:12 the FallenStar/ and called  Morning Star or Son of Dawn (Sun God called Baal) He takes 1/3 following him & took 12 councils(desciples),yet he deceives the whole world…well if he does aren’t you clueless now? Here’s why….think hard, these things reflect events and tell us stories about here which heaven is to be upon.  SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael Who’s to rise at the end times Dan12:1-3?  Michael Who best knows these things to reveal the beast daniel 10:21? Michael Who has God’s name in him and is in name in the Bible as the top messenger archangel?  Michael. Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… How do I know this? Because you’re a Jehovah’s Witness? thanx for posting that–I missed that the first time around…it was a lengthy post and i had to skim it v

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The Devil made me do it!         Flip Wilson

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There is no doubt about the existence of Satan:

I also said in my original post that the Roman Catholic Catechism Art. 391 and many others gives ample proof of the existence of Satan. I have not copied your post since it is not an authoritative teaching. You are referred the the Catechism where you will find enough Biblical  references to satisfy the most dedicated Bible student. Bill Miller Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam (To the Greater Glory of God): "…the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control." Galatians 5:22-23 (NIV)

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: Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture : clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… : How do I know this? : A. Because you have vivid dreams? — Carol ….. "Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks." ~~~ }<(((0 ~~~ }<{{{o ~~~ }<(((0 ~~~ }<{{{o ~~~ }<(((0

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Vince This person is not a JW. Read that post again.  It calls Jesus, Satan. The JW’s teach that Jesus = Michael There is no doubt about the existence of Satan: Lesson: Satan=Adversary   it’s just a word, a warning of a person through prophecy In Isaiah 14:12- and after read what the description of this person is…… You must study these things within the context of the meaning or words and the knowledge that the prophecy of the Bible is clues and revelations of things that occur here.  So the story of Satan is nothing supernatural, it’s simply a warning or a person or hierarchy that places itself over God. Adversary doesn’t mean it’s a man only, it can be a power, a network or Kingdom.  Look at it in context with the Bible as a whole, You admit Satan was the first high messenger of God but fell from grace for placing himself High, he was the viceroy, the light, the rule of this world….Satan in Isaiah 14:12 the FallenStar/ and called  Morning Star or Son of Dawn (Sun God called Baal) He takes 1/3 following him & took 12 councils(desciples),yet he deceives the whole world…well if he does aren’t you clueless now? Here’s why….think hard, these things reflect events and tell us stories about here which heaven is to be upon.  SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael Who’s to rise at the end times Dan12:1-3?  Michael Who best knows these things to reveal the beast daniel 10:21? Michael Who has God’s name in him and is in name in the Bible as the top messenger archangel?  Michael. Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… How do I know this? Because you’re a Jehovah’s Witness?

thanx for posting that–I missed that the first time around…it was a lengthy post and i had to skim it v

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Vince This person is not a JW. Read that post again.  It calls Jesus, Satan. The JW’s teach that Jesus = Michael

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – There is no doubt about the existence of Satan: Lesson: Satan=Adversary   it’s just a word, a warning of a person through prophecy In Isaiah 14:12- and after read what the description of this person is…… You must study these things within the context of the meaning or words and the knowledge that the prophecy of the Bible is clues and revelations of things that occur here.  So the story of Satan is nothing supernatural, it’s simply a warning or a person or hierarchy that places itself over God. Adversary doesn’t mean it’s a man only, it can be a power, a network or Kingdom.  Look at it in context with the Bible as a whole, You admit Satan was the first high messenger of God but fell from grace for placing himself High, he was the viceroy, the light, the rule of this world….Satan in Isaiah 14:12 the FallenStar/ and called  Morning Star or Son of Dawn (Sun God called Baal) He takes 1/3 following him & took 12 councils(desciples),yet he deceives the whole world…well if he does aren’t you clueless now? Here’s why….think hard, these things reflect events and tell us stories about here which heaven is to be upon.  SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael Who’s to rise at the end times Dan12:1-3?  Michael Who best knows these things to reveal the beast daniel 10:21? Michael Who has God’s name in him and is in name in the Bible as the top messenger archangel?  Michael. Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… How do I know this? Because you’re a Jehovah’s Witness?

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Michel is Michel Goog=Gorba and will come back now! http://wwnet.fi/users/veijone/gorba.htm http://wwnet.fi/users/veijone/ Sorry mostly in Finnish

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -There is no doubt about the existence of Satan: Lesson: Satan=Adversary   it’s just a word, a warning of a person through prophecy In Isaiah 14:12- and after read what the description of this person is…… You must study these things within the context of the meaning or words and the knowledge that the prophecy of the Bible is clues and revelations of things that occur here.  So the story of Satan is nothing supernatural, it’s simply a warning or a person or hierarchy that places itself over God. Adversary doesn’t mean it’s a man only, it can be a power, a network or Kingdom.  Look at it in context with the Bible as a whole, You admit Satan was the first high messenger of God but fell from grace for placing himself High, he was the viceroy, the light, the rule of this world….Satan in Isaiah 14:12 the FallenStar/ and called  Morning Star or Son of Dawn (Sun God called Baal) He takes 1/3 following him & took 12 councils(desciples),yet he deceives the whole world…well if he does aren’t you clueless now? Here’s why….think hard, these things reflect events and tell us stories about here which heaven is to be upon.  SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael Who’s to rise at the end times Dan12:1-3?  Michael Who best knows these things to reveal the beast daniel 10:21? Michael Who has God’s name in him and is in name in the Bible as the top messenger archangel?  Michael. Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… How do I know this? http://members.theglobe.com/MikeNight/rev.html Cause I am the "Shiloh" (Ezekiel 21:25-27) (Genesis 49:10).

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – There is no doubt about the existence of Satan: Lesson: Satan=Adversary   it’s just a word, a warning of a person through prophecy In Isaiah 14:12- and after read what the description of this person is…… You must study these things within the context of the meaning or words and the knowledge that the prophecy of the Bible is clues and revelations of things that occur here.  So the story of Satan is nothing supernatural, it’s simply a warning or a person or hierarchy that places itself over God. Adversary doesn’t mean it’s a man only, it can be a power, a network or Kingdom.  Look at it in context with the Bible as a whole, You admit Satan was the first high messenger of God but fell from grace for placing himself High, he was the viceroy, the light, the rule of this world….Satan in Isaiah 14:12 the FallenStar/ and called  Morning Star or Son of Dawn (Sun God called Baal) He takes 1/3 following him & took 12 councils(desciples),yet he deceives the whole world…well if he does aren’t you clueless now? Here’s why….think hard, these things reflect events and tell us stories about here which heaven is to be upon.  SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael Who’s to rise at the end times Dan12:1-3?  Michael Who best knows these things to reveal the beast daniel 10:21? Michael Who has God’s name in him and is in name in the Bible as the top messenger archangel?  Michael. Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… How do I know this?

Because you’re a Jehovah’s Witness?

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There is no doubt about the existence of Satan: …The Church teaches that Satan was at first a good angel, made by God: "The devil and the other demons were indeed created naturally good  by God, but they became evil by their own doing." [Catechism Art. 391] See also the Catechism  index for many Articles on the Devil (Satan). Bill Miller A good prayer to combat Satan: "Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our defense against the  wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do you, O Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan  and the other evil spirits who prowl about the world for the ruin of souls. Amen." [ Pope Leo XIII]

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There is no doubt about the existence of Satan:

Lesson: Satan=Adversary   it’s just a word, a warning of a person through prophecy In Isaiah 14:12- and after read what the description of this person is…… You must study these things within the context of the meaning or words and the knowledge that the prophecy of the Bible is clues and revelations of things that occur here.  So the story of Satan is nothing supernatural, it’s simply a warning or a person or hierarchy that places itself over God. Adversary doesn’t mean it’s a man only, it can be a power, a network or Kingdom.  Look at it in context with the Bible as a whole, You admit Satan was the first high messenger of God but fell from grace for placing himself High, he was the viceroy, the light, the rule of this world….Satan in Isaiah 14:12 the FallenStar/ and called  Morning Star or Son of Dawn (Sun God called Baal) He takes 1/3 following him & took 12 councils(desciples),yet he deceives the whole world…well if he does aren’t you clueless now? Here’s why….think hard, these things reflect events and tell us stories about here which heaven is to be upon.  SO: Who was the first high messenger(first Messiah)?  Jesus Who said he was the Light of this world? Jesus Who’s the rule of this world?  The Church Who’s placed over and above God? Jesus and the Church Who took twelve councils and 1/3 the world followed him? Jesus Who called himself the "Bright Morning Star" (Rev 22:16)?  Jesus Who was the viceroy before Michael comes?  Jesus, who’s a "thief in the NIGHT" Who removes this Satan that’s in this world?  Michael Who’s to rise at the end times Dan12:1-3?  Michael Who best knows these things to reveal the beast daniel 10:21? Michael Who has God’s name in him and is in name in the Bible as the top messenger archangel?  Michael. Who is said to be the Messiah now that the scrolls reveal the scripture clearer? Michael is HaMashiach… How do I know this? http://members.theglobe.com/MikeNight/rev.html Cause I am the "Shiloh" (Ezekiel 21:25-27) (Genesis 49:10).

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