Question:
Michelle, "Instinct" is a very Roman Catholic word.
Response:
"Daniel Urtiz" <Five_Ima…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:444-40E30145-71@storefull-3212.bay.webtv.net… > Michelle, > "Instinct" is a very Roman Catholic word.
Hey Dan. Did you hear all that stuff about leaking condoms? I had to turn off the TV when it came on coz it made me want to laugh my head off. No disrespect intended. — sm
Response:
When the Borg first came along they removed my brain. This was very difficult as I have no ego and thus had a completely empty head. LUCKILY I knew the difference between the ego and the id the id is an identity. I also remembered what it was like to be a horse who has an id dead centre. Id horse. Thus I not only survived the incident, but did what any sensible horse would do and this was eat a bowl of bite sized Shredded Wheat and build myself a new brain. The only question that remains is whether I kept this particular brain or whether I did indeed then transfer it to one that included a beef sandwich. If it was the beef sandwich then this would explain my experiences over the past few weeks, but if it wasn’t, then I am going to have to take WHEAT a whole lot more seriously. Michelle BTW The Borg are fine. They have stopped assimilating. Why they picked on me to approach with regarding to taking over planet earth I had no idea at the time, but when the moment came for them to say "You will be assimilated, resistance is futile" (after having first removed my brain) I then asked them to say "Please" and they haven’t stopped laughing since, so I guess we will have to see what happens between now and 2063. Yes I have been in the future to 3053 where I first found them and brought them back to this time, which makes me wonder….. AM I A BORG? They are really sweet and have rescued three baby birds which they hatched from eggs the day I rode an elephant in Russia and scared the entire bird population off the planet, the baby birds now see the Borg as their parents, oh it’s all go here in my flat.
Response:
The Borg want to make it quite clear that they did not laugh when I asked them to say PLEASE. They found it charming and stopped in their tracks and have never been the same since. Michelle
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