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Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. Ted
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Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. Ted
KayJay is. What do you want? And make it snappy.
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Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you.
It’s really me, but shhhh don’t tell anyone, I’ve managed to fool them all so far… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Ted
KJ
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enlightened us all with: Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. It’s really me, but shhhh don’t tell anyone, I’ve managed to fool them all so far… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Tut, tut, KayJay You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone. — Mitch
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Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. It’s really me, but shhhh don’t tell anyone, I’ve managed to fool them all so far… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Ted KJ
Well, then, WILL you do something about all the trolls, the ads for all the things we do NOT want, and so on??? — janet Sic friatur crustum dulce
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enlightened us all with: Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. It’s really me, but shhhh don’t tell anyone, I’ve managed to fool them all so far… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Tut, tut, KayJay You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone.
YOU knew, and you didn’t tell me??? Poot. I never get to know anything. Poot. — janet Whether the angels play only Bach in praising God I am not quite sure; I am sure, however, that ‘en famille’, they play Mozart Karl Barth
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enlightened us all with: Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. It’s really me, but shhhh don’t tell anyone, I’ve managed to fool them all so far… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Tut, tut, KayJay You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone.
But maybe we could teach him the secret handshake, let him in on the conspiracy that we are in on with Nicky, to keep the humour level up, and to make others flock to the RCC simply in reaction to him; or the janet conspiracy, who is really a man; or the Canadian conspiracy of this NG, to take over the word by means of beer and backbacon tainted with mind control drug. Besides, I’ve encrypted this message so that only those who are naked at their computers can read it… Vive le NG! <wink to all those in on my plots — Mitch KJ
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enlightened us all with: But maybe we could teach him the secret handshake, let him in on the conspiracy that we are in on with Nicky, to keep the humour level up, and to make others flock to the RCC simply in reaction to him; or the janet conspiracy, who is really a man; or the Canadian conspiracy of this NG, to take over the word by means of beer and backbacon tainted with mind control drug. Besides, I’ve encrypted this message so that only those who are naked at their computers can read it…
But … … looking round carefully — you forgot to mention the UK beef conspiracy. — Mitch
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Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. It’s really me, but shhhh don’t tell anyone, I’ve managed to fool them all so far… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! KJ Well, then, WILL you do something about all the trolls, the ads for all the things we do NOT want, and so on???
All part of the plan, m’dear… to mess with all of the poor outsiders’s minds…. — janet Sic friatur crustum dulce
K.J. Cornish — I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals — — I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants… —
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But … … looking round carefully — you forgot to mention the UK beef conspiracy.
<munch munch …oh sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you, I was just busy chowing down on this lovely T-bone steak…. ;P Mitch
KJ
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But maybe we could teach him the secret handshake, let him in on the conspiracy that we are in on with Nicky, to keep the humour level up, and to make others flock to the RCC simply in reaction to him; or the janet conspiracy, who is really a man;
Ack! are YOU gonna tell my husband?? (OR the midwives who delivered MY KIDS???) :) — janet Whether the angels play only Bach in praising God I am not quite sure; I am sure, however, that ‘en famille’, they play Mozart Karl Barth
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Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you.
alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic is by definition an alt group, therefore it is always out of control. <G KayKay thinks she controls the newsgroup, but actually the newsgroup controls her. (It controls the horizontal and the vertical.) Resistance is futile. You will be assimiliated into this newsgroup. — | _______ |Christopher Beattie | 801 Eisenhower Dr| | /__ __ Peace |Tantalus Inc. | Key West, FL 33040| | / and |Development Div. |Phone: (305) 293-8100| | |#include <disclamer.standard.hpp |
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readers everywhere by writing: Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. Ted
I say let’s put it to a vote. 
Question: Who is in control of this newsgroup? Possible responses: 1) The Beast 2) Mystery Babylon 3) The Anti-Christ 4) The Illuminati 5) The Anti-Pope 6) The ICELists 7) The "New Order" Crowd 
Liberals 9) Conservatives 10) Tridentines 11) The Masons 12) The Borg 13) Nick 14) Kay Jay (As for me and my house, we’re voting for #14. Need a campaign manager, Kay Jay?) :) Cheers, RJO Radio Free Topeka: http://members.tripod.com/~rafto/ Spamguard:
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But maybe we could teach him the secret handshake, let him in on the conspiracy that we are in on with Nicky, to keep the humour level up, and to make others flock to the RCC simply in reaction to him; or the janet conspiracy, who is really a man; Ack! are YOU gonna tell my husband?? (OR the midwives who delivered MY KIDS???) :)
YEah, <wink good one, "janet". << note to fellow conspirators, isn’t she good?? <vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvoooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm running!!!! janet
KJ
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Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you.
Nobody is in "control" of newsgroups. Usenet is a voluntary organization which has been bought by a multinational corporation. Each newsgroup either has a moderator, or it’s content is controled by what people post, or both (moderator accepting or rejecting posts). Most moterated groups will have the word moderated in their title. In addition, a FAQ list is requried to get a new newsgroup on usenet, I’m sure somebody, somewhere, has the FAQ for alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic, but I bet it hasn’t been updated since the ng was started (some of them were started back in the 1970s even). Ted http://www.teleport.com/~seebert
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. I say let’s put it to a vote. Question: Who is in control of this newsgroup? Possible responses: 1) The Beast 2) Mystery Babylon 3) The Anti-Christ 4) The Illuminati 5) The Anti-Pope 6) The ICELists 7) The "New Order" Crowd Liberals 9) Conservatives 10) Tridentines 11) The Masons 12) The Borg 13) Nick 14) Kay Jay
ROFL!!! But you repeated yourself when you put the Masons AND The Borg… aren’t they one and the same? Also, the Beast and NIck? <runnnnning (As for me and my house, we’re voting for #14. Need a campaign manager, Kay Jay?) :)
<secret handshake Keep up the good word, Agent RJO. We should have complete control before the Second Coming… Cheers, RJO
KJ
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edified readers everywhere by writing: [snip] <secret handshake Keep up the good word, Agent RJO. We should have complete control before the Second Coming… KJ
Thanks, Director KJ. And our top secret is still safe. I didn’t mention the decoder rings. Whoops!! Rings? What rings? Who said anything about rings? Cheers, RJO Radio Free Topeka: http://members.tripod.com/~rafto/ Spamguard:
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But maybe we could teach him the secret handshake, let him in on the conspiracy that we are in on with Nicky, to keep the humour level up, and to make others flock to the RCC simply in reaction to him; or the janet conspiracy, who is really a man;
Who was it kept dismissing janet’s posts cos she was a woman? Now the secret’s out – janet was only pretending to be a woman, just to annoy him ;-
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Who is in control of this newsgroup? Please email me. Thank you. It’s really me, but shhhh don’t tell anyone, I’ve managed to fool them all so far… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! KJ Well, then, WILL you do something about all the trolls, the ads for all the things we do NOT want, and so on??? All part of the plan, m’dear… to mess with all of the poor outsiders’s minds….
Now that the conspiracy is out can someone replace the chip the Mason’s placed in my head. It is draining my battery and causing various hardware and software problems. My eyes keep going different directions and the humans are starting to suspect that I am not one of them. RJ
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to make others flock to the RCC simply in reaction to him; or the janet conspiracy, who is really a man; Who was it kept dismissing janet’s posts cos she was a woman? Now the secret’s out – janet was only pretending to be a woman, just to annoy him
<clapping hands YEs! That’s exactly the conspiracy! oh oh, you know too much… :( ….. ;-
KJ
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But maybe we could teach him the secret handshake, let him in on the conspiracy that we are in on with Nicky, to keep the humour level up, and to make others flock to the RCC simply in reaction to him; or the janet conspiracy, who is really a man; Who was it kept dismissing janet’s posts cos she was a woman? Now the secret’s out – janet was only pretending to be a woman, just to annoy him ;-
KFHAM, and I think he’s looonnnggg gone… Grin. Now, what do we do about BAM’s orders to me, in the "absence of the legitimate authority" of my atheist husband? — janet Whether the angels play only Bach in praising God I am not quite sure; I am sure, however, that ‘en famille’, they play Mozart Karl Barth
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Who was it kept dismissing janet’s posts cos she was a woman? Now the secret’s out – janet was only pretending to be a woman, just to annoy him ;- KFHAM, and I think he’s looonnnggg gone… Grin
Yup, getting his account lifted was rather satisfying. Now, what do we do about BAM’s orders to me, in the "absence of the legitimate authority" of my atheist husband?
At the risk of a bad taste joke, tell him that you are a gay couple … — Mitch
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Now that the conspiracy is out can someone replace the chip the Mason’s placed in my head. It is draining my battery and causing various hardware and software problems. My eyes keep going different directions and the humans are starting to suspect that I am not one of them.
That’s where a good knowledge of human problems comes in. It is actually a problem which people do get, known as lazy eye, where the two eyes are not always in synch. The people won’t worry after you tell them that. Still it is a good idea to get it fixed if possible, as it is sending all sorts of bad non verbal signals towards the listener. People like being looked at when you talk to them and when you don’t it is usuially a signal that you have something to hide. Being half serious I am. But my co-worker has lazy eye. — | _______ |Christopher Beattie | 801 Eisenhower Dr| | /__ __ Peace |Tantalus Inc. | Key West, FL 33040| | / and |Development Div. |Phone: (305) 293-8100| | |#include <disclamer.standard.hpp |
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That’s where a good knowledge of human problems comes in. It is actually a problem which people do get, known as lazy eye, where the two eyes are not always in synch. The people won’t worry after you tell them that. Still it is a good idea to get it fixed if possible, as it is sending all sorts of bad non verbal signals towards the listener.
I forgot about that. The other thing is that my head haas spun around a couple of times when someone took my parking space at the mall. Everyone that witnessed was sympathetic and I managed to avert a major problem. There has been talk though. RJ
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