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count me out then lol
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PRINCESS, YOU’VE BEEN DEPOSED
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In article <40E73A17.2E020…@nospamhere.com>, me3…@nospamhere.com says… > 1. Physical attraction is a MUST. I prefer men who are handsome, have > nice smiles, and who are physically fit/muscular. Beer bellies are a > DEFINITE turn-off. However, I do have a preference for large "teddy > bear" type men, as long as they are fit (a nice hairy chest is a plus, > yum!).Also, any man I date must be at least 6 feet tall (preferably > taller). I’m 5′5" myself, and would not feel comfortable with a man > shorter than 6 feet. My man must also know how to dress well, and must > be able to display proper ettiquette at all times and in all situations.
Ok I will play. so even though you weigh 300 pounds you think you should get a gq guy? > 2. There must be chemistry. Without sparks, there can be no flame, and > if that’s the case there will be no second date. > 3. Any man who I would want to date must be educated and have a decent > job. I have a bachelor’s degree myself, and I will not settle. That’s > why I would prefer a man with an advanced degree. I also require that he > earn at least 20% more than I do, otherwise I could not respect him. My > last husband worked in a factory, and after it reached the point where I > began to make more money than him, I lost all respect for him. I’m also > not going to date a man who performs some menial job, such as installing > car stereo equipment.
ok what if he is a high school drop out that lives in a trailer but won the lottery. > 4. Religion. I am a Roman Catholic, and any man I date MUST be Roman > Catholic also. He must have good morals and values. He must also be > loyal and faithful, and never even THINK about looking at other women.
Then I guess you should go to all the church functions > 5. Any man I date must have the approval of my family, friends, and > co-workers. If any of my friends or family see any "red flags" about > him, that’s probably going to be a deal breaker. I trust their judgement > and instincts.
it doesn’t sound like you trust your own > 6. Any man I date must be mature and self-sufficient. He must never have > lived with his parents after the age of 18, and he must own the basic > things that a mature adult should own, such as a house and a > (late-model) car. And no, a "mobile home" does not count. I could never > look up to a man who lives in a trailer.
not even a millionaire? not even like jed clampett or sam walton? > 7. Financial security. Any man I would seriously date must be > financially secure. He must have a 401K plan, life savings, and an > investment portfolio. I’m not going to ever again put myself in the > position of having to financially support a man. You had better have > something to bring to the table. > 8. Intelligence. If a man is intelligent, I AM THERE! He must be witty, > funny, charming, and able to converse with my friends and family, and > have them like him in return. He must be able to make me laugh. At the > same time though, he must never be boring, he must always be able to > keep me guessing, otherwise I will lose interest and may start to look > elsewhere …
maybe you should order one of those lifelike love dolls?
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"M.E." <me3…@nospamhere.com> wrote in message
news:40E73A17.2E0202B3@nospamhere.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> 1. Physical attraction is a MUST. I prefer men who are handsome, have > nice smiles, and who are physically fit/muscular. Beer bellies are a > DEFINITE turn-off. However, I do have a preference for large "teddy > bear" type men, as long as they are fit (a nice hairy chest is a plus, > yum!).Also, any man I date must be at least 6 feet tall (preferably > taller). I’m 5′5" myself, and would not feel comfortable with a man > shorter than 6 feet. My man must also know how to dress well, and must > be able to display proper ettiquette at all times and in all situations. > 2. There must be chemistry. Without sparks, there can be no flame, and > if that’s the case there will be no second date. > 3. Any man who I would want to date must be educated and have a decent > job. I have a bachelor’s degree myself, and I will not settle. That’s > why I would prefer a man with an advanced degree. I also require that he > earn at least 20% more than I do, otherwise I could not respect him. My > last husband worked in a factory, and after it reached the point where I > began to make more money than him, I lost all respect for him. I’m also > not going to date a man who performs some menial job, such as installing > car stereo equipment. > 4. Religion. I am a Roman Catholic, and any man I date MUST be Roman > Catholic also. He must have good morals and values. He must also be > loyal and faithful, and never even THINK about looking at other women. > 5. Any man I date must have the approval of my family, friends, and > co-workers. If any of my friends or family see any "red flags" about > him, that’s probably going to be a deal breaker. I trust their judgement > and instincts. > 6. Any man I date must be mature and self-sufficient. He must never have > lived with his parents after the age of 18, and he must own the basic > things that a mature adult should own, such as a house and a > (late-model) car. And no, a "mobile home" does not count. I could never > look up to a man who lives in a trailer. > 7. Financial security. Any man I would seriously date must be > financially secure. He must have a 401K plan, life savings, and an > investment portfolio. I’m not going to ever again put myself in the > position of having to financially support a man. You had better have > something to bring to the table. > 8. Intelligence. If a man is intelligent, I AM THERE! He must be witty, > funny, charming, and able to converse with my friends and family, and > have them like him in return. He must be able to make me laugh. At the > same time though, he must never be boring, he must always be able to > keep me guessing, otherwise I will lose interest and may start to look > elsewhere … > You can’t be for real?……….all the information here has been taken
from the imagination of an over-inflated, self-centered, self-exalted, warped, controlling, manipulative, jealous, lying, angry, mind………..your not worth a pint of piss in a puddle of puke. No man with the intelligence at or above a mentally retarded grasshopper will give you a second glance. — For more information about this NNTP posting service, contact: h…@asarian-host.net — for all info about our server. If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi
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Haha, this is so funny. On the way to work today I was thinking about my own "requirements" for dating a man. I came up with this: that he is nice and isn’t psychotic. I was thinking to myself, I’d take the next man who approached me. Not like anyone does, though. And I’m all cute too. Oh well. Instead, I dance by myself when my roommate’s out of the apartment. Turn the music really loud and shake it. Good release of energy, heh. Auri – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -"M.E." <me3…@nospamhere.com> wrote in message <news:40E73A17.2E0202B3@nospamhere.com>… > 1. Physical attraction is a MUST. I prefer men who are handsome, have > nice smiles, and who are physically fit/muscular. Beer bellies are a > DEFINITE turn-off. However, I do have a preference for large "teddy > bear" type men, as long as they are fit (a nice hairy chest is a plus, > yum!).Also, any man I date must be at least 6 feet tall (preferably > taller). I’m 5′5" myself, and would not feel comfortable with a man > shorter than 6 feet. My man must also know how to dress well, and must > be able to display proper ettiquette at all times and in all situations. > 2. There must be chemistry. Without sparks, there can be no flame, and > if that’s the case there will be no second date. > 3. Any man who I would want to date must be educated and have a decent > job. I have a bachelor’s degree myself, and I will not settle. That’s > why I would prefer a man with an advanced degree. I also require that he > earn at least 20% more than I do, otherwise I could not respect him. My > last husband worked in a factory, and after it reached the point where I > began to make more money than him, I lost all respect for him. I’m also > not going to date a man who performs some menial job, such as installing > car stereo equipment. > 4. Religion. I am a Roman Catholic, and any man I date MUST be Roman > Catholic also. He must have good morals and values. He must also be > loyal and faithful, and never even THINK about looking at other women. > 5. Any man I date must have the approval of my family, friends, and > co-workers. If any of my friends or family see any "red flags" about > him, that’s probably going to be a deal breaker. I trust their judgement > and instincts. > 6. Any man I date must be mature and self-sufficient. He must never have > lived with his parents after the age of 18, and he must own the basic > things that a mature adult should own, such as a house and a > (late-model) car. And no, a "mobile home" does not count. I could never > look up to a man who lives in a trailer. > 7. Financial security. Any man I would seriously date must be > financially secure. He must have a 401K plan, life savings, and an > investment portfolio. I’m not going to ever again put myself in the > position of having to financially support a man. You had better have > something to bring to the table. > 8. Intelligence. If a man is intelligent, I AM THERE! He must be witty, > funny, charming, and able to converse with my friends and family, and > have them like him in return. He must be able to make me laugh. At the > same time though, he must never be boring, he must always be able to > keep me guessing, otherwise I will lose interest and may start to look > elsewhere …
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Lonely God <sul…@theTHREADkiller.hgea.org> wrote in message
<news:40ea9ed8$0$82991$39cecf19@news.twtelecom.net>… > People, we’ve been trolled. A 39 yo twice-divorced female? Puhleeze.
Is there anyone who didn’t think this right off the bat? I used the post for entertainment/rant purposes, and I figured others were too. For what it’s worth, I mentioned a couple of days ago that the poster was using a Colorado IP address. Virgo Cluster "[10 Rock & Roll Suicides] (#4) Ian Curtis, 23 year old singer with Manchester band Joy Division, killed himself on the eve of their first U.S. tour." << Karl Shaw, "The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Lists", Carroll & Graf Publishers, 1998, p. 144 >>
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gamma_n…@yahoo.com (Virgo Cluster) wrote in news:dd95baf2.0407061210.2687a95a@posting.google.com: > Lonely God <sul…@theTHREADkiller.hgea.org> wrote in message > <news:40ea9ed8$0$82991$39cecf19@news.twtelecom.net>… >> People, we’ve been trolled. A 39 yo twice-divorced female? Puhleeze. > Is there anyone who didn’t think this right off the bat?
My sheckels are still on BHP. Any bets?!
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In article <Xns951E9AB751259fkjdlkvjcxoiuarep…@68.6.19.6>, a…@at.org says… > gamma_n…@yahoo.com (Virgo Cluster) wrote in > news:dd95baf2.0407061210.2687a95a@posting.google.com: > > Lonely God <sul…@theTHREADkiller.hgea.org> wrote in message > > <news:40ea9ed8$0$82991$39cecf19@news.twtelecom.net>… > >> People, we’ve been trolled. A 39 yo twice-divorced female? Puhleeze. > > Is there anyone who didn’t think this right off the bat? > My sheckels are still on BHP. > Any bets?!
it could be me ya know
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M.E. wrote: > Some bu||sh1t about being physically deformed, ugly, 2′3" tall, can’t > tell chemistry from a yogurt culture, uneducated slob, sacrireligious > heathen pig, trailer-trash family and no friends, $53K in debt, and an > emotional basketcase perfect for Dr. Phil’s "Losers and the Bitches > That Love ‘Em" show *snipped*
People, we’ve been trolled. A 39 yo twice-divorced female? Puhleeze. Message-ID: <40E73A17.2E0202B3@nospamhere.com> From: "M.E." <me3…@nospamhere.com> X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.72 [en] (Win98; I) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Subject: Some of My Requirements for Dating a Man Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit NNTP-Posting-Host: 4.226.213.204 X-Complaints-To: abuse@earthlink.net My Requirements for Dating a Man: Crossposted to alt.support.divorce, soc.men, alt.support.shyness, alt.support.short, alt.support.shyness Another Bad Date <sigh>: Crossposted to rec.arts.tv, alt.culture.ny-upstate, alt.support.childfree, alt.support.shyness, rec.travel.air, alt.support.divorce Why Is It So Hard to Find Somebody?: Crossposted to alt.support.shyness, alt.support.loneliness, soc.support.fat-acceptance — Lonely G, troll tracking A male Spartan in ancient Greece was supposed to get married by age 30. Two punishments were prescribed for any who didn’t. One, the rule breaker couldn’t vote. Two, he was no longer allowed to watch athletic events where nude young men competed.
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—–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 Another followup. Here’s my take on how I’d like to respond if I ever met her, and realized what kind of woman she is. In article <40E73A17.2E020…@nospamhere.com> M.E. <me3…@nospamhere.com> wrote: >1. Physical attraction is a MUST. I prefer men who are handsome, have >nice smiles, and who are physically fit/muscular. Beer bellies are a >DEFINITE turn-off. However, I do have a preference for large "teddy >bear" type men, as long as they are fit (a nice hairy chest is a plus, >yum!).Also, any man I date must be at least 6 feet tall (preferably >taller). I’m 5′5" myself, and would not feel comfortable with a man >shorter than 6 feet. My man must also know how to dress well, and must >be able to display proper ettiquette at all times and in all >situations.
(While exchanging emails) I guess that rules me out, then. I’m 5′11", I don’t have much chest hair, and I’m skinny. >2. There must be chemistry. Without sparks, there can be no flame, and >if that’s the case there will be no second date.
Good – my shyness will come in handy to keep my mouth shut. >3. Any man who I would want to date must be educated and have a decent >job. I have a bachelor’s degree myself, and I will not settle. That’s >why I would prefer a man with an advanced degree. I also require that >he earn at least 20% more than I do, otherwise I could not respect him. >My last husband worked in a factory, and after it reached the point >where I began to make more money than him, I lost all respect for him. >I’m also not going to date a man who performs some menial job, such as >installing car stereo equipment.
I went to university, but just before graduating I changed majors. I spent another two years there before I left. >4. Religion. I am a Roman Catholic, and any man I date MUST be Roman >Catholic also. He must have good morals and values. He must also be >loyal and faithful, and never even THINK about looking at other women.
Well, I’m Protestant. And not even completely – I’m throwing out meme after meme after meme lately; not sure how much is left. (Note to self: make sure overtly to check out other women even on the first date.) >5. Any man I date must have the approval of my family, friends, and >co-workers. If any of my friends or family see any "red flags" about >him, that’s probably going to be a deal breaker. I trust their >judgement and instincts.
Hmm, I hope they don’t see through my lies. >6. Any man I date must be mature and self-sufficient. He must never >have lived with his parents after the age of 18, and he must own the >basic things that a mature adult should own, such as a house and a >(late-model) car. And no, a "mobile home" does not count. I could never >look up to a man who lives in a trailer.
Oh, well. I’m 28 and I live with mom. >7. Financial security. Any man I would seriously date must be >financially secure. He must have a 401K plan, life savings, and an >investment portfolio. I’m not going to ever again put myself in the >position of having to financially support a man. You had better have >something to bring to the table.
I had my life savings in a nice account, but then the bank experienced a liquidity crisis and went bust. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. >8. Intelligence. If a man is intelligent, I AM THERE! He must be witty, >funny, charming, and able to converse with my friends and family, and >have them like him in return. He must be able to make me laugh. At the >same time though, he must never be boring, he must always be able to >keep me guessing, otherwise I will lose interest and may start to look >elsewhere …
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gamma_n…@yahoo.com (Virgo Cluster) wrote in news:dd95baf2.0407040513.592475e8@posting.google.com: > "[10 Facts about Samuel Pepys without once mentioning the > Great Fire] (#4)
I always used to see his complete diaries or sumtin’ at this library. Almost made me wonder who he was. — "So what’s it like being Jewish?" "What’s it like being human?" "Well it’s no cake-walk." (Hill Street Blues)
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—–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 Hee hee, some more fun. In article <40E73A17.2E020…@nospamhere.com> M.E. <me3…@nospamhere.com> wrote: >1. Physical attraction is a MUST. I prefer men who are handsome, have >nice smiles, and who are physically fit/muscular. Beer bellies are a >DEFINITE turn-off. However, I do have a preference for large "teddy >bear" type men, as long as they are fit (a nice hairy chest is a plus, >yum!).Also, any man I date must be at least 6 feet tall (preferably >taller). I’m 5′5" myself, and would not feel comfortable with a man >shorter than 6 feet. My man must also know how to dress well, and must >be able to display proper ettiquette at all times and in all >situations.
Yes, that’s reasonable to demand proper etiquette (note spelling), since you’re obviously unable to contribute it to any relationship. >2. There must be chemistry. Without sparks, there can be no flame, and >if that’s the case there will be no second date.
There are a bunch of guys over at alt.seduction.fast who would like to meet you. They’ll give you "chemistry". >3. Any man who I would want to date must be educated and have a decent >job. I have a bachelor’s degree myself, and I will not settle.
No, you’d rather stay alone. >That’s why I would prefer a man with an advanced degree. I also require >that he earn at least 20% more than I do, otherwise I could not respect >him.
Otherwise you couldn’t become dependent on him and get trapped in a relationship you no longer want (which will surely happen, considering your track record). >My last husband worked in a factory, and after it reached the point >where I began to make more money than him, I lost all respect for him. >I’m also not going to date a man who performs some menial job, such as >installing car stereo equipment.
Even if some "menial" jobs pay lots of money, don’t stress one out, and leave you plenty of time? >4. Religion. I am a Roman Catholic, and any man I date MUST be Roman >Catholic also. He must have good morals and values. He must also be >loyal and faithful, and never even THINK about looking at other women.
As Virgo Cluster said, your bigger problem is other women looking at him, considering what you want him to be. Good values? Like marrying well first time instead of divorcing twice because he can’t make proper decisions? >5. Any man I date must have the approval of my family, friends, and >co-workers. If any of my friends or family see any "red flags" about >him, that’s probably going to be a deal breaker. I trust their >judgement and instincts.
Yours are obviously untrustworthy. >6. Any man I date must be mature and self-sufficient. He must never >have lived with his parents after the age of 18, and he must own the >basic things that a mature adult should own, such as a house and a >(late-model) car. And no, a "mobile home" does not count. I could never >look up to a man who lives in a trailer.
You’re so stuck-up on this, it makes my think *you* live with mom, at the age of 39. >7. Financial security. Any man I would seriously date must be >financially secure. He must have a 401K plan, life savings, and an >investment portfolio. I’m not going to ever again put myself in the >position of having to financially support a man. You had better have >something to bring to the table.
I have something to bring to the table, but it won’t be *your* table. >8. Intelligence. If a man is intelligent, I AM THERE! He must be witty, >funny, charming, and able to converse with my friends and family, and >have them like him in return. He must be able to make me laugh. At the >same time though, he must never be boring, he must always be able to >keep me guessing, otherwise I will lose interest and may start to look >elsewhere …
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Real Ketchup <r…@jerkface.net> wrote in news:q2psmc8qch1.fsf@sea.ntplx.net: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> William P <will(dot)p…@sympatico.ca> writes: >> "M.E." <me3…@nospamhere.com> wrote in news:40E73A17.2E0202B3 >> @nospamhere.com: > [...] >> > 4. Religion. I am a Roman Catholic, and any man I date MUST be >> > Roman Catholic also. He must have good morals and values. He must >> > also be loyal and faithful, and never even THINK about looking at >> > other women. >> I’ve attended two Catholic church services in the last year, in >> Italian. > Is your family Catholic?
No, I was in a choir and singing at a service. I don’t understand a thing, but it’s still vaguely disturbing.
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"M.E." <me3…@nospamhere.com> wrote in message
<news:40E73A17.2E0202B3@nospamhere.com>… > 1. Physical attraction is a MUST. I prefer men who are handsome, have > nice smiles, and who are physically fit/muscular. Beer bellies are a > DEFINITE turn-off.
What about food bellies? Not that I have one, but I’m guessing most of the oversized bellies I see on middle aged men came from too much food, not too much beer. > However, I do have a preference for large "teddy bear" type men, > as long as they are fit (a nice hairy chest is a plus, > yum!).Also, any man I date must be at least 6 feet tall (preferably > taller). I’m 5′5" myself, and would not feel comfortable with a man > shorter than 6 feet. My man must also know how to dress well, and must > be able to display proper ettiquette at all times and in all situations.
Well, 5′5" is one inch over the average female height (in the U.S.), so the equivalent guy would be around 5′10". Saying he has to be at least 6 feet tall isn’t that much of a stretch. It’s less than your other requirements. > 2. There must be chemistry. Without sparks, there can be no flame, > and if that’s the case there will be no second date.
Putting that advanced degree to work, I see. > 3. Any man who I would want to date must be educated and have a decent > job. I have a bachelor’s degree myself, and I will not settle. That’s > why I would prefer a man with an advanced degree. I also require that he > earn at least 20% more than I do, otherwise I could not respect him.
You forgot to say that a Ph.D. doesn’t count as an "advanced degree". You need to be more specific if you want to attract the guys you’re interested in — MBA degree, Law degree, M.D. degree, etc. > My last husband worked in a factory, and after it reached the point > where I began to make more money than him, I lost all respect for him. > I’m also not going to date a man who performs some menial job, such as > installing car stereo equipment.
Why didn’t your marriage counselor (and surely you had one, since I’m sure marriage is important to you) suggest that you give some of your salary to charity? That way you’d regain respect for him (have the money taken out of your paycheck before you receive it) and help others. > 4. Religion. I am a Roman Catholic, and any man I date MUST be Roman > Catholic also. He must have good morals and values. He must also be > loyal and faithful, and never even THINK about looking at other women.
Actually, given the type of guy you’re interested in, you ought to be more worried about other women looking at him! > 5. Any man I date must have the approval of my family, friends, and > co-workers. If any of my friends or family see any "red flags" about > him, that’s probably going to be a deal breaker. I trust their > judgement and instincts.
Why, because you don’t trust yours? Oh, that’s right, you’re twice divorced aren’t you? > 6. Any man I date must be mature and self-sufficient. He must never > have lived with his parents after the age of 18, and he must own the > basic things that a mature adult should own, such as a house and a > (late-model) car. And no, a "mobile home" does not count. I could > never look up to a man who lives in a trailer.
Actually, if you just stand outside the trailer door on the ground and have the guy stand in the trailer at the door, you can’t help but look up to him. > 7. Financial security. Any man I would seriously date must be > financially secure. He must have a 401K plan, life savings, and an > investment portfolio. I’m not going to ever again put myself in the > position of having to financially support a man. You had better have > something to bring to the table.
What about guys you’d like to have fun dates with? > 8. Intelligence. If a man is intelligent, I AM THERE!
You forgot to say that he can’t be more than two standard deviations above normal. > He must be witty, > funny, charming, and able to converse with my friends and family, and > have them like him in return.
This could be dangerous if you have a lot of females among your friends and family. > He must be able to make me laugh. At the > same time though, he must never be boring, he must always be able to > keep me guessing, otherwise I will lose interest and may start to look > elsewhere …
You’d probably like one of my brothers. Google me with the phrase "Robin Williams". Virgo Cluster "[10 Facts about Samuel Pepys without once mentioning the Great Fire] (#4) He thought Shakespeare was crap. On 29 September 1662 he wrote: "… and then to the King’s Theatre, where we saw ‘Midsummer Night’s Dream’, which I had never seen before, nor shall ever again, for it is the most insipid ridiculous play that ever I saw in my life." And on 6 January 1663: "… after dinner to the Duke’s house, and there saw ‘Twelfth Night’ acted well, though it is a silly play, and not related at all to the name or day." " << Karl Shaw, "The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Lists", Carroll & Graf Publishers, 1998, p. 441 >>
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I think, it will be hard to find such a man. You will be single. — Bezoek het Diablo II Forum Nederlands: http://www.diablo2forum.nl/index.php English: Visit http://www.diablo2forum.nl/viewforum.php?f=16
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"M.E." <me3…@nospamhere.com> in news:40E73A17.2E0202B3@nospamhere.com: > 1. Physical attraction is a MUST. I prefer men who are handsome, have > nice smiles, and who are physically fit/muscular. Beer bellies are a > DEFINITE turn-off. However, I do have a preference for large "teddy > bear" type men, as long as they are fit (a nice hairy chest is a plus, > yum!).Also, any man I date must be at least 6 feet tall (preferably > taller). I’m 5′5" myself, and would not feel comfortable with a man > shorter than 6 feet. My man must also know how to dress well, and must > be able to display proper ettiquette at all times and in all > situations.
How’d you like a man with a beer chest and a hairy belly? And at least 6 feet taller than your height? > 2. There must be chemistry. Without sparks, there can be no flame, and > if that’s the case there will be no second date.
Is propane the right kind of chemistry for your sparks? > 3. Any man who I would want to date must be educated
enough to read a calendar >and have a decent > job. I have a bachelor’s degree myself, and I will not settle.
A gypsy for life, eh? >That’s > why I would prefer a man with an advanced degree. I also require that > he earn at least 20% more than I do, otherwise I could not respect > him.
What if he earns at least 6 feet taller than your income? >My > last husband worked in a factory, and after it reached the point where > I began to make more money than him, I lost all respect for him. I’m > also not going to date a man who performs some menial job, such as > installing car stereo equipment.
Someone’s needed to keep those Steely Dan CDs playing
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