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		<title>To Catherine</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question:
You&#8217;re a fighter too. You&#8217;ve never been married. You can tell me that  one&#44; if you want to&#44; but the way you say it matters.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &#34;Know thyself.&#34; &#8212; Socrates. 

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It&#8217;s okay to kill someone you don&#8217;t like&#44; because you&#8217;re a good person.  God judges our inner being too. [...]]]></description>
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<p>You&#8217;re a fighter too. You&#8217;ve never been married. You can tell me that  one&#44; if you want to&#44; but the way you say it matters.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>It&#8217;s okay to kill someone you don&#8217;t like&#44; because you&#8217;re a good person.  God judges our inner being too. It&#8217;s like an X-ray machine.  Communists tend to be shallow. They overemphasize food. So does my  mother. So did my mother. I guess it makes her feel important&#44; but she&#8217;s  really just another American low-life.  I don&#8217;t approve of equality. One should be free to strive beyond his  human limitations&#44; however he chooses to strive. Cops are bad people.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Cannibalism = Monarch butterfly &#8212; Blasphemy version.  Vegetarianism might be better anti-cannibal grounding than eating kosher  meat is.  I wonder if a cannibal&#8217;s shit smells any worse than a kosher meat  eater&#8217;s shit does.  Shit can be a more kid frendly word than feces is.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Militants. Rothchild. Expect. Rescue. Temporary. Office. Communism.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>My advice is: Blood libels. Nice won&#8217;t do it right.  Perhaps the meaning of blood libel is flukey to certain Jews. After all&#44;  I don&#8217;t know the exact meaning of every Roman Catholic term. Not every  Jew has ever taken a Judaism course.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Chant. Spain. Choir.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>LORD OF THE FLIES &#8212; WHITE BOY VERSION.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Ugly am I. Vain are you. One of us will fall. It won&#8217;t be me. Who does  that leave?  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Dialectical materialism. Monarch butterfly. Bio caveats. Dialectical  materialism. Toilet Trolls. To Feed the Hungry. Football.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Conservatives. vs. Liberals.  20 or so years ago. The Red Scare. Coup de tat.  Not every French man knows French. I wonder how much of them actually  do.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Reading can be quiet. I don&#8217;t read aloud. There could be a bit of  onshinjitsu in silence. There could be a bt of Vox Dei in the Holiest of  the Holies.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Are you ready to fuck me in the ass&#44; because of these posts? By some  people&#8217;s standards&#44; you could be obese. Perceiving obesity is somewhat a  matter of habit. I don&#8217;t consult medical lore to assess it.  Some bullets are fast&#44; like talking can be. Others are effective&#44; like  writing can be. You don&#8217;t like to read. That&#8217;s your flaw. Don&#8217;t blame  everything on others.  SNIPER.  Clairvoyants might have been around for a long time. So have order  mentalities&#44; like myself.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Bio fluke. vs. Political fluke.  I&#8217;m not Jesus Christ. That could be a test from God.  How would you treat Jesus&#44; if he were alive today? Are you so sure there  will be a Second Coming? Where do you really get your information?  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Believe in the invisible. Believe in God. Onshinjitsu is somewhat based  on the invisible. Inner being can be invisble&#44; but you can respect its  uncertainty. If you don&#8217;t&#44; you might pay a price for it. He&#8217;s not always  bluffing&#44; and even if he were&#44; it&#8217;s none of your business. He&#8217;ll wait  until he&#8217;s ready to show you his wild card.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Slowness. Writing. Reference.  YOU&#8217;RE NOT WORTHY. YOU NEVER WERE. STOP WASTING EVERYONE&#8217;S TIME. COMMIT  SUICIDE.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>You&#8217;re intimidated by slow reference because you&#8217;re a fast idiot. A 5  minute quiz can be ridiculously sloppy.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Reading people is not always based on looking&#44; but it can be. I was  doing you a favor by delegating. You failed God and you failed  yourselves.  You&#8217;re too immature to wield a weapon. If I were a cop&#44; I&#8217;d shoot you&#44;  on sight. But I&#8217;m not a cop&#44; thank God.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Those who worry are sometimes better. Those who laugh are sometimes  monsters.  Don&#8217;t forget about the children. Your sex can wait.  I was a child once&#44; in this unfriendly nation. We all start as children.  Now I&#8217;m an adult and I&#8217;m ready to kill. Can you guess why?  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>You&#8217;re not really Italian. Your heart is not Italian. You&#8217;re a human&#44;  not a reptile. I love you.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>I don&#8217;t like Shawn Cyphers. Don&#8217;t be fooled by his apparaent niceness.  What gossip have you told&#44; Shawn? You reek of malcontent communist. They  don&#8217;t need your kind in California. People like you use people like me  to get a free ride. I don&#8217;t approve of equality. You&#8217;re too American to  even be human.  Burn your flags and kill the judges.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>I make her wait because she made me wait. She needs to mind her own  business. She needs to stop talking to me.  You could be a Melinche for men more than you are a Melinche for the Neo  Catholic Church. That pleases me.  You&#8217;re useful to the cause of justice and I will train you well.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>They should never have called the cops on me for talking to myself. The  white people in this region are control freaks. They need to be  executed. What has the President does about this?  Alpine Villas is poorly managed. They need some guards&#44; to keep the  trespassers at bay.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Cliff Note&#8217;s are readily available&#44; but the other ones are more  esoteric. I&#8217;m somewhat esoteric too. Religion can be foreign&#44; in the  modern world. It wasn&#8217;t always that way.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Machista is a microcosm of power. Sometimes you keep out the debris&#44; to  develop the power.  DANIELLE KARATE.  Danielle. Death spell. Distractions  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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		<title>Bad mothers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question:
Power aesthetics might be inclined to health. They have an outspoken  nature. Perhaps they sometimes make a better Vox Dei than weaker  mentalities do.  Portal. Mediation. Priest.  Animo = Will power.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &#34;Know thyself.&#34; &#8212; Socrates. 

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Perhaps cuteness tends to be more powerless than less innocent modes [...]]]></description>
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<p>Power aesthetics might be inclined to health. They have an outspoken  nature. Perhaps they sometimes make a better Vox Dei than weaker  mentalities do.  Portal. Mediation. Priest.  Animo = Will power.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Perhaps cuteness tends to be more powerless than less innocent modes of  thought are. Some women go for the cute guys. It&#8217;s like taking the grape  instead of the apple. But if you happen to be interested in a blood  libel&#44; a little power can be useful.  BLACK HAIR.  Comic book characters have a power nature. Some dark-haired men tend to  have an aura of power. It could be true that power is one of the vital  attribes of God. Men tend to be more innately powerful than women&#44; when  the situation is fair.  Orca. vs. Piranha.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>A black-haired Samson can be interesting myth. He might have a less  physical nature than the original long-haired Samson did.  I somewhat have a Sun fetish&#44; but I don&#8217;t look at it as much as I used  to. I guess I was curious. But whatever angelic lifeforms might be  mellying up there can take care of their own battles. I might even  somehow distract one at a crucial moment. Holier lifeforms might not do  well being looked at my less holy lifeforms. Perhaps a visage has a  physical nature.  Don&#8217;t forget to wear your clothes outside.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>There could be a little Holiest of the Holies in wearing clothes.  I suppose the black hat I once wore could have had a semblance of  Hasidic meets Rocky 4. The bluer hat might have been Cheech meets the  Mafia.  Scarface washed dishes too. I didn&#8217;t mind the work&#44; but he did. The  cliches could have been more theirs than mine. That&#8217;s not okay. They  might have been playing cop on me. That&#8217;s illegal.  They somewhat ruined my life. The Baker Act just made things worse.  Bonanza. vs. Mass Samson.  GUANO.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>The Professional. Samson and Delilah. Rocky 4. Lord of the Flies. Arroyo  Grande&#44; Virginia Anguiano. Exemptions.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>The eyes of a lizard are like lasers. The skin of the faithful crawls  when it feels them.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>White people might be a worldly manifestation of Lucifer. They can seem  angelic and they can be dangerous. Their desire to be God might even  manifest itself physically. A faithful Roman Catholic is not interested  in being God and not so interested in what the eyes alone see. He might  be able to feel the white man&#8217;s hate&#44; despite his apparent beauty. Hate  could be a form of communing with evil spirits. I&#8217;m not interested in  Catherine.  A young person tends to be more impressionable and more open to  conversion. The older people of the world today seem hopeless. Their  upbringing and past sins might effect that.  See you in a thou. vs. The religion of angels.  GIANT ROBOT.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>It&#8217;s not always good to cry in front of another person&#44; because it can  lead to political turmoil in the future.  In the privacy of my home&#44; perhaps I would kill my mother. Bu I want you  to die fist&#44; because of what you have seen.  Wise words can be like spider venom. They can lull someone up for a  future kill. Perhaps words of order innately make more chaotic people  sleepy. Perhaps it is because they are too lazy to try to understand  them. That might be why you&#8217;d want to kill them in the first place.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>It&#8217;s not just about wrestling and grappling. Sometimes you push&#44; in an  altercation. Don&#8217;t let them get a hold of you in the first place. Do you  really think I&#8217;m going to let you hug me?  People often submit to a cop&#8217;s handcuffs because of his bad cause and  not always because he&#8217;s more physically capable. The cop cause has a  ganging up and child abuse nature.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>I&#8217;m more interested in killing the cops than I am in Catherine&#8217;s  well-being.  Sometimes I think I&#8217;d be better off living in a ghetto than I am living  among snobby white people. White people remind me of the Borg.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Genuine celibates might psychically have a Judo advantage. There&#8217;s a  focused nature about some celibates&#44; like their wavelengths are somoehow  on another level. Sometimes they&#8217;re more watchful than most people are.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Perhaps long walks can be overemphasized&#44; for anyone. But the body might  be able to adapt to longer walks&#44; when the individual encounters a need  to do so. Danger can overlook discomfort.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>What&#8217;s going on outside might have a trench warfare nature. Staying  indoors can be smart. The guards will clean it up for you&#44; hopefully  with a minimum of casualties.  Find a hobby to occupy your time. You&#8217;re no less of a man because you&#8217;re  not fighting outside. Have you ever tried a Pocket PC? They seem to be  interesting gadgets.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>A celibate might sometimes be more capable of being cold toward women or  their politics&#44; if they distract from his vision. That doesn&#8217;t  necessarily mean he&#8217;s a homosexual.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>You can love a dying enemy. You can love with the eyes.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Submissive attack mode. The First Commandment. Vision. Little Drummer  Boy. The Bill of Rights. M.E.P.S. Outward bonding.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Spit at the demons&#44; smile at the allies.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Playing dead. Judo. Psionics. Hypocrites. Spirit. Deepok Chopra. Innate.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Repeating a past statement can be like an ID. It can let an ally bond  with your personality.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Heal the good. Destroy the bad.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Sometimes if you can&#8217;t kill someone physically&#44; you can kill him with an  object. A mind tends to be more useful toward bonding with allies and  self-defense than it is toward killing. A defensive argument can  sometimes be effective. And allies can physically assist if the enemy is  at an advantage. Christ was somewhat ganged up on&#44; in this regard.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Most people remember their own memories more than they do someone  else&#8217;s.  Perhaps I can be decptively calm&#44; when an enemy is assessing me. White  people tend to be enemies to me. The world almost seems more conducive  to RPG&#8217;s than it is to religion. But some people are also conscious of  the alignment of the players.  Perhaps it is okay to play&#44; when one respects the other players. But I&#8217;m  somewhat of a fun phobe. In some religion movies&#44; a priest character in  the script will be blind. If I see her&#44; I might not see God. If I see  the object too clearly&#44; I might fear the Devil. There is power in the  object.  Pope Daniel Urtiz  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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		<title>Hands on knees</title>
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Neo Catholic Church. vs. Roman Catholic Church.  Hispanics. vs. Italian.  Pope John Paul II. vs. White supremists.  Privacy. vs. Trespass.  Cards. vs. Sosa.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &#34;Know thyself.&#34; &#8212; Socrates. 

Response:
Lisa Karate eh uh!  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &#34;Know thyself.&#34; &#8212; Socrates. 

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Adherence. Library. Trash Santa. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Neo Catholic Church. vs. Roman Catholic Church.  Hispanics. vs. Italian.  Pope John Paul II. vs. White supremists.  Privacy. vs. Trespass.  Cards. vs. Sosa.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Lisa Karate eh uh!  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Adherence. Library. Trash Santa. Phone calls. California Men&#8217;s Colonies.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>I believe in private property.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Spanish &gt; Latin &gt; Italian.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>If you don&#8217;t believe in cops&#44; you&#8217;re not likely to believe in prisions.  I don&#8217;t believe the white status quo is earned&#44; even if it was earned  historically. Dirty football.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Proving that might be impossible.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Ankles. Folds. Smell. Sweet. Heterosexual.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Lois. vs. Mason.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>The new Pope. Fashion. White supremists. Demi Moore. Carpenters.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Leopoldo Urtiz. vs. Pablo Urtiz.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>The new Pope. Italian Rennaisance. Expect. Five. Grease.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<p>The new Pope. Smooth. Italian. Neo Catholic Church. Pope John Paul II.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<p>Guest pass. Order. Cards. Wallet. Emperor Constantine.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<p>Sometimes people become outlaws because cops play rough. Good chaotic is  an alignment in RPG&#8217;s.  Allura script. vs. Tattoo parlor.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<p>Impossible. Guards. Checkmate. The new Pope. Name.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<p>I prefer you not go in the seat&#44; sweetie.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<p>4 door&#44; trunk space&#44; oxygen </p>
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<p>Cops can play rough. But so can outlaws.  Daniel Urtiz  &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-  &quot;Know thyself.&quot; &#8212; Socrates. </p>
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<p> to say about Re: (Oops) New Pope a cat lover?:   According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! [etc.]  Hmm. I seem to have made him the 65th pope to have taken that name&#44; rather  than the 16th. Holy See! </p>
<p>I think you meant XVI&#44; but I&#8217;m not 100% on that. <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   &#8212;  &quot;The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be  doing just fine on its own&#44; incompetent support staff notwithstanding.  <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> &quot; &#8211; the Dennis formerly known as (evil)&#44; MCFL </p>
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<p>[[I hope so. It's one of the nicer things I've heard about him so far.  Cats  can spot a soft heart. =o) I'd like to think I agree with him about  something.]]  Not only that&#44; but it speaks well of a leader&#8217;s character when they like  cats. Most of the despots and dictators whose opinions of cats I&#8217;ve ever  read about have disliked cats. Tyrants hate what they can&#8217;t control. So  for me&#44; finding out that a leader LIKES cats is always a plus in my book.  <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> )  Donna </p>
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<p>   [[I hope so. It's one of the nicer things I've heard about him so far.   Cats   can spot a soft heart. =o) I'd like to think I agree with him about   something.]]   Not only that&#44; but it speaks well of a leader&#8217;s character when they like   cats. Most of the despots and dictators whose opinions of cats I&#8217;ve ever   read about have disliked cats. Tyrants hate what they can&#8217;t control. So   for me&#44; finding out that a leader LIKES cats is always a plus in my book.   <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> ) </p>
<p>So&#44; &#8216;God&#8217;s Pitbull&#8217; likes cats&#8230; I&#8217;ll agree&#44; it&#8217;s a plus. &nbsp;But&#8230;. Not that  much of one. &nbsp;Call me when he starts talking about ordaining women &amp;  promoting the use of condoms to stop the spread of HIV.  &#8212;  Mathew  Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis &amp; Muscat  En Vino Veritas  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; </p>
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<p> yodeled:  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211;  [[I hope so. It's one of the nicer things I've heard about him so far.   Cats   can spot a soft heart. =o) I'd like to think I agree with him about   something.]]   Not only that&#44; but it speaks well of a leader&#8217;s character when they like   cats. Most of the despots and dictators whose opinions of cats I&#8217;ve ever   read about have disliked cats. Tyrants hate what they can&#8217;t control. So   for me&#44; finding out that a leader LIKES cats is always a plus in my book.   <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> )  So&#44; &#8216;God&#8217;s Pitbull&#8217; likes cats&#8230; I&#8217;ll agree&#44; it&#8217;s a plus. &nbsp;But&#8230;. Not that  much of one. &nbsp;Call me when he starts talking about ordaining women &amp;  promoting the use of condoms to stop the spread of HIV. </p>
<p>LOL . . . is there some other Pope you&#8217;re confusing this guy with? <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />   Theresa  Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh  My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com </p>
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<p> &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211;  According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! [etc.]   Well&#44; that&#8217;s a plus&#44; anyway! &nbsp;(No one who loves cats can be   ENTIRELY bad.)   I wonder if the folks making such a big fuss about him being   in the Hitler Youth&#44; and serving in the miltary as a (very)   young man&#44; have any idea what it was like to be a teen-ager   in Hitler&#8217;s Germany? &nbsp;Even many adults there weren&#8217;t very   happy about the state of affairs in their country&#44; but what   could they do? &nbsp;It takes far more courage and determination   than most people possess to buck the &quot;status quo&quot; when you   aren&#8217;t personally threatened by it&#44; and the consequences of   doing so may get you killed. &nbsp;I think most Germans (like   most Americans&#44; now) didn&#8217;t fully realize what was happening   to their country&#44; or believe that Hitler could REALLY mean   all the outrageous things he said in &quot;Mein Kampf&quot;. &nbsp;(Until   it was too late&#44; of course&#44; for any safe&#44; rational protests.) </p>
<p>And as I understand it&#44; he deserted and was arrested too. That would take  some guts. </p>
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<p>  &quot;One time the Swiss Guards had to intervene: `Look&#44; your eminence&#44; the cats   are laying siege to the Holy See.&#8221;&#8217; </p>
<p>Go cats!  Victor&#44; who thinks a cat would make a most excellent pope.  &#8212;  Victor M. Martinez  Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) </p>
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<p>  According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44;  the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! One  paragraph   says:   &quot;Italian Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone&#44; who worked as Ratzinger&#8217;s top  aide&#44;   described how the new Pope always paid attention to the street cats  around   the Vatican and how they sometimes followed him as he walked to his  office.   &quot;One time the Swiss Guards had to intervene: `Look&#44; your eminence&#44;  the cats   are laying siege to the Holy See.&#8221;&#8217; </p>
<p>Not so much Roman Catholic as Roman Cat-a-holic&#8230;  Al. </p>
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<p>  Roman cats go roamin&#8217; everywhere. &nbsp;   It is probably the highest profile feral colony in the world&#8211; there   are said to be &nbsp;more street cats/square mile &nbsp;than in any other city. </p>
<p>(snip)  Theresa&#44; I have got to follow up your post with the ferals&#8217; own website  <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   http://www.romancats.de/romancats/index_eng.php  Deb.  &#8212;  http://www.scientific-art.com  &quot;He looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat&#44; but claw he never would;  He only bit the ones he loved&#44; because they tasted good.&quot; S. Greenfield </p>
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<p>  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211;  According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44;   the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! One   paragraph   says:   &quot;Italian Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone&#44; who worked as Ratzinger&#8217;s top   aide&#44;   described how the new Pope always paid attention to the street cats   around   the Vatican and how they sometimes followed him as he walked to his   office.   &quot;One time the Swiss Guards had to intervene: `Look&#44; your eminence&#44;   the cats   are laying siege to the Holy See.&#8221;&#8217;   Not so much Roman Catholic as Roman Cat-a-holic&#8230;   Al. </p>
<p>Yep. And when popes die&#44; where do they inter them? Yep &#8211; in the catacombs!  &nbsp; &nbsp;:) </p>
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<p>  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the  former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! [etc.]   Well&#44; that&#8217;s a plus&#44; anyway! &nbsp;(No one who loves cats can be ENTIRELY bad.)   I wonder if the folks making such a big fuss about him being in the Hitler   Youth&#44; and serving in the miltary as a (very) young man&#44; have any idea   what it was like to be a teen-ager in Hitler&#8217;s Germany? &nbsp;Even many adults   there weren&#8217;t very happy about the state of affairs in their country&#44; but   what could they do? &nbsp;It takes far more courage and determination than most   people possess to buck the &quot;status quo&quot; when you aren&#8217;t personally   threatened by it&#44; and the consequences of doing so may get you killed. &nbsp;I   think most Germans (like most Americans&#44; now) didn&#8217;t fully realize what   was happening to their country&#44; or believe that Hitler could REALLY mean   all the outrageous things he said in &quot;Mein Kampf&quot;. &nbsp;(Until it was too   late&#44; of course&#44; for any safe&#44; rational protests.) </p>
<p>There&#8217;s an excellent backgrounder on Pope Benedict XVI&#8217;s involvement with  the Hitler youth movement in the on-line London Times.  http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0&#44;&#44;2089-1572667&#44;00.html </p>
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<p>  SNIP   So&#44; &#8216;God&#8217;s Pitbull&#8217; likes cats&#8230; I&#8217;ll agree&#44; it&#8217;s a plus. &nbsp;But&#8230;. Not  that   much of one. &nbsp;Call me when he starts talking about ordaining women &amp;   promoting the use of condoms to stop the spread of HIV.   &#8212;   Mathew   Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis &amp; Muscat   En Vino Veritas </p>
<p>Matt&#44; me too. This fellow seems pretty medieval in his attitudes. &nbsp;And his  liking cats will prevent neither AIDS nor overpopulation. &nbsp;But it&#8217;s the one  thing I&#8217;ve heard about Ratzinger that hasn&#8217;t filled me with dismay.  I have to admit&#44; all the pageantry that surrounds the death of one pope and  the election of a new one got me interested in the past few weeks&#44; since  it&#8217;s so outside the norm of what goes on in my life. &nbsp;But now I think I&#8217;ve  had enough of the Pope Show.  Melissa </p>
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<p> Wilson) yodeled:   Roman cats go roamin&#8217; everywhere. &nbsp;   It is probably the highest profile feral colony in the world&#8211; there   are said to be &nbsp;more street cats/square mile &nbsp;than in any other city.  (snip)  Theresa&#44; I have got to follow up your post with the ferals&#8217; own website  <img src='http://faqcatholic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   http://www.romancats.de/romancats/index_eng.php  Deb. </p>
<p>Last time my dad was there&#44; he ended up taking zillions of pictures of  cats.  Theresa  Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh  My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com </p>
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<p>- Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; message   According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict  LXI&#44; the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile!  [etc.]    Well&#44; that&#8217;s a plus&#44; anyway! &nbsp;(No one who loves cats can be  ENTIRELY bad.)    I wonder if the folks making such a big fuss about him being in the  Hitler    Youth&#44; and serving in the miltary as a (very) young man&#44; have any  idea    what it was like to be a teen-ager in Hitler&#8217;s Germany? &nbsp;Even many  adults    there weren&#8217;t very happy about the state of affairs in their  country&#44; but    what could they do? &nbsp;It takes far more courage and determination  than most    people possess to buck the &quot;status quo&quot; when you aren&#8217;t personally    threatened by it&#44; and the consequences of doing so may get you  killed. &nbsp;I    think most Germans (like most Americans&#44; now) didn&#8217;t fully realize  what    was happening to their country&#44; or believe that Hitler could REALLY  mean    all the outrageous things he said in &quot;Mein Kampf&quot;. &nbsp;(Until it was  too    late&#44; of course&#44; for any safe&#44; rational protests.)   There&#8217;s an excellent backgrounder on Pope Benedict XVI&#8217;s involvement  with   the Hitler youth movement in the on-line London Times.   http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0&#44;&#44;2089-1572667&#44;00.html </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not Roman Catholic and I disagree with a lot of its teachings as  promulgated by both the new Pope and his predecessor. &nbsp;Having said  that&#44; that article is nothing like an &quot;excellent backgrounder&quot;-it&#8217;s an  out and out hatchet job. </p>
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<p>  Last time my dad was there&#44; he ended up taking zillions of pictures of   cats. </p>
<p>&nbsp;Ahh &#8211; I&#8217;d love to see it for real.  Deb.  &#8212;  http://www.scientific-art.com  &quot;He looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat&#44; but claw he never would;  He only bit the ones he loved&#44; because they tasted good.&quot; S. Greenfield </p>
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<p>  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211;  message   According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict   LXI&#44; the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile!   [etc.]    Well&#44; that&#8217;s a plus&#44; anyway! &nbsp;(No one who loves cats can be   ENTIRELY bad.)    I wonder if the folks making such a big fuss about him being in the   Hitler    Youth&#44; and serving in the miltary as a (very) young man&#44; have any   idea    what it was like to be a teen-ager in Hitler&#8217;s Germany? &nbsp;Even many   adults    there weren&#8217;t very happy about the state of affairs in their   country&#44; but    what could they do? &nbsp;It takes far more courage and determination   than most    people possess to buck the &quot;status quo&quot; when you aren&#8217;t personally    threatened by it&#44; and the consequences of doing so may get you   killed. &nbsp;I    think most Germans (like most Americans&#44; now) didn&#8217;t fully realize   what    was happening to their country&#44; or believe that Hitler could REALLY   mean    all the outrageous things he said in &quot;Mein Kampf&quot;. &nbsp;(Until it was   too    late&#44; of course&#44; for any safe&#44; rational protests.)   There&#8217;s an excellent backgrounder on Pope Benedict XVI&#8217;s involvement   with   the Hitler youth movement in the on-line London Times.   http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0&#44;&#44;2089-1572667&#44;00.html   I&#8217;m not Roman Catholic and I disagree with a lot of its teachings as   promulgated by both the new Pope and his predecessor. &nbsp;Having said   that&#44; that article is nothing like an &quot;excellent backgrounder&quot;-it&#8217;s an   out and out hatchet job. </p>
<p>My fault. Not for what you say&#44; but for me helping to tip a lovely newsgroup  like RACS into political argument and controversy. I&#8217;ve always looked upon  this newsgroup as an oasis of sanity in a roiling world. Sorry&#44; people. </p>
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<p> According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the  former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! [etc.] </p>
<p>Well&#44; that&#8217;s a plus&#44; anyway! &nbsp;(No one who loves cats can be  ENTIRELY bad.)  I wonder if the folks making such a big fuss about him being  in the Hitler Youth&#44; and serving in the miltary as a (very)  young man&#44; have any idea what it was like to be a teen-ager  in Hitler&#8217;s Germany? &nbsp;Even many adults there weren&#8217;t very  happy about the state of affairs in their country&#44; but what  could they do? &nbsp;It takes far more courage and determination  than most people possess to buck the &quot;status quo&quot; when you  aren&#8217;t personally threatened by it&#44; and the consequences of  doing so may get you killed. &nbsp;I think most Germans (like  most Americans&#44; now) didn&#8217;t fully realize what was happening  to their country&#44; or believe that Hitler could REALLY mean  all the outrageous things he said in &quot;Mein Kampf&quot;. &nbsp;(Until  it was too late&#44; of course&#44; for any safe&#44; rational protests.) </p>
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<p>According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the  former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! One paragraph  says:  &quot;Italian Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone&#44; who worked as Ratzinger&#8217;s top aide&#44;  described how the new Pope always paid attention to the street cats around  the Vatican and how they sometimes followed him as he walked to his office.  &quot;One time the Swiss Guards had to intervene: `Look&#44; your eminence&#44; the cats  are laying siege to the Holy See.&#8221;&#8217; </p>
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<p> According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the  former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! One paragraph  says:  &quot;Italian Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone&#44; who worked as Ratzinger&#8217;s top aide&#44;  described how the new Pope always paid attention to the street cats around  the Vatican and how they sometimes followed him as he walked to his office.  &quot;One time the Swiss Guards had to intervene: `Look&#44; your eminence&#44; the cats  are laying siege to the Holy See.&#8221;&#8217; </p>
<p>Roman cats go roamin&#8217; everywhere. &nbsp;  It is probably the highest profile feral colony in the world&#8211; there  are said to be &nbsp;more street cats/square mile &nbsp;than in any other city.  They were allowed the freedom of the ancient city&#44; and became even  more cherished in the middle ages&#44; when the Italian were among the few  people who recognized that the cats didn&#8217;t bring the plague&#44; but  killed the rats which actually carried the disease. &nbsp;Italians are  great cat-feeders. &nbsp; The cats are in the ruins- especially Torre  Argentina and the Colosseum&#44; and the garden of the Villa Medici&#8211; they  look so perfectly at home and comfortable in these lovely&#44; ancient  places  Theresa  Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh  My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com </p>
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<p>   According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! One paragraph   says:   &quot;Italian Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone&#44; who worked as Ratzinger&#8217;s top aide&#44;   described how the new Pope always paid attention to the street cats around   the Vatican and how they sometimes followed him as he walked to his  office.   &quot;One time the Swiss Guards had to intervene: `Look&#44; your eminence&#44; the  cats   are laying siege to the Holy See.&#8221;&#8217; </p>
<p>I hope so. It&#8217;s one of the nicer things I&#8217;ve heard about him so far. Cats  can spot a soft heart. =o) I&#8217;d like to think I agree with him about  something.  Melissa </p>
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<p>   According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! [etc.]   Hmm. I seem to have made him the 65th pope to have taken that name&#44; rather   than the 16th. Holy See! </p>
<p>Would you believe LXI would make him the 61st pope&#44; not the 65th? Holy Roman  Empire! </p>
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<p>   According to an article in today&#8217;s Toronto Star Pope Benedict LXI&#44; the   former Cardinal Ratzinger&#44; may very well be an ailurophile! [etc.] </p>
<p>Hmm. I seem to have made him the 65th pope to have taken that name&#44; rather  than the 16th. Holy See! </p>
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Expect vs. Tease.  Lord of Lies vs. Prince of Peace.  Daniel URTIZ vs. Jesus Christ.  Emperor Constantine vs. Barbarians.  Theory vs. Opinions.  Pope John Paul II vs. Doppelgangers.  Jewish Roman Catholic vs. Cult.  Creative vs. Fundamentalism.  Imagination vs. Knowledge.  Contemplation vs. Reading.  War-3 vs. Feminism. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Expect vs. Tease.  Lord of Lies vs. Prince of Peace.  Daniel URTIZ vs. Jesus Christ.  Emperor Constantine vs. Barbarians.  Theory vs. Opinions.  Pope John Paul II vs. Doppelgangers.  Jewish Roman Catholic vs. Cult.  Creative vs. Fundamentalism.  Imagination vs. Knowledge.  Contemplation vs. Reading.  War-3 vs. Feminism.  Yang vs. Doctor Kim. </p>
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<p>The Phantom Stranger. Humility. Duty. Rules. Imperfection. Dead Man&#8217;s  Piss. Jesus Christ. Hispanic. Share. Selfish. Enigma. Know as an Old  Testament idiom. </p>
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<p>Ben Bova. A walk on the dark side. Sho Kosugi. Heaven. Chicote. Pink  Floyd&#8217;s The Wall. Mexican military. Humanism. Innocence. The Ten  Commandments. Fornication. Neither. </p>
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<p>Zorro Unmasked. Won&#8217;t. Unkosher communication channel. Original Sin. The  preconscious. Unnatural. Whatsoever. Heaven. Landing party. Region. The  Crusades. Serious. </p>
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<p>Deliberate. To Reign in Hell. Man of God. A song: Don&#8217;t Mess With The  Missionary Man. Divine inspiration. Weird. Impetus. The Seven  Sacraments. Envy. Rattlesnake. Undo. Viginia. </p>
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		<title>Catholic Son Aggressively Against His Parents Conversion</title>
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  Catholic Son Aggressively Against His Parents Conversion   Xavier &#160;- Vatican City State (Holy See)   Hello.   My wife and I have decided to become Muslims. The problem is that my   son refuses to take part&#44; or even just accept that his parents are   Muslims. [...]]]></description>
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<p>  Catholic Son Aggressively Against His Parents Conversion   Xavier &nbsp;- Vatican City State (Holy See)   Hello.   My wife and I have decided to become Muslims. The problem is that my   son refuses to take part&#44; or even just accept that his parents are   Muslims. He is a devout Roman Catholic. We were once all Catholics in   our home. However&#44; I have witnessed&#44; as well as others in influential   circles&#44; that the Catholic Church here in Rome is not as it appears to   be. Honestly&#44; you have no idea of the corruption in the Vatican&#44; but I   cannot discuss this here. </p>
<p> radical!!!!  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; </p>
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<p>Catholic Son Aggressively Against His Parents Conversion  Xavier &nbsp;- Vatican City State (Holy See)  Hello.  My wife and I have decided to become Muslims. The problem is that my  son refuses to take part&#44; or even just accept that his parents are  Muslims. He is a devout Roman Catholic. We were once all Catholics in  our home. However&#44; I have witnessed&#44; as well as others in influential  circles&#44; that the Catholic Church here in Rome is not as it appears to  be. Honestly&#44; you have no idea of the corruption in the Vatican&#44; but I  cannot discuss this here.  I don&#8217;t want my son praying for the Pope or visiting him anymore. In  fact&#44; we are going to be moving out of this place as soon as possible&#44;  however&#44; we cannot move for at least two years. It is just not possible  under any means until then. I tried to talk to my son&#44; so did my wife  and friends. However&#44; he refuses to listen at all. In fact&#44; he has  written to the Pope&#44; has visited the Vatican since then&#44; and has tried  to get us shunned by the citizens and use the Church to put pressure on  us.  This has been going on for at least six months and he is becoming more  aggressive in his campaign to either convert us back or destroy us. I  am very serious. We are patient and intelligent people. We know we have  to show by example and give him space&#44; as he has been a Catholic for  many years. We also understand religion is not by compulsion. We also  see kids his age are&#44; basically&#44; just hard to deal with in general.  My other kids have converted to Islam&#44; even the younger ones&#44; because  of the logic and obvious superiority of Islam. However&#44; we have no  favorites and we can only hope it is Allah&#8217;s will he will be shown the  truth. My kids have also conceded that the Catholic Church lives a  double life behind its walls&#44; which&#44; again&#44; I cannot get into here.  Normally&#44; we don&#8217;t seek advice from Web sites. However&#44; in this case&#44;  we are really pressed for help because our son could potentially put  our lives at risk. I know&#44; that may sound very ridiculous or confusing  to you or others. You really have no idea. I just need help on how we  can deal with this teen who is determined to stop use from following  our faith or living in peace.  Click here to read the answer  http://www.islamonline.net/Tarbia/english/display.asp?hquestionID=5126 </p>
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		<title>Make Thanatos, Not Eros</title>
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<p>Don&#8217;t give the enemy the satisfaction of cooperation.  Psychiatry does not have a right to intrude upon religion and neither  does law enforcement. I believe the incident at Waco&#44; Texas was a BIG  mistake. If law enforcement had any sense of honor at all&#44; they would  disband or commit suicide. I was inclined to being merciful because of  War-2&#44; but she is gone now.  Do not disarm God&#44; it isn&#8217;t necessary. Continue the Seven Sacraments&#44;  probably to the end. The world might fade before the inclination to sin  does.  You&#8217;re welcome to print any of my writing&#44; if you want to&#44; but please be  sincere. I am independent enough to not NEED love or support. It is  somewhat Mexican and is somewhat expressed in their flag. </p>
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<p>I sometimes try to distinguish between &quot;Spanish&quot; and &quot;Hispanic&quot;. To me&#44;  &quot;Hispanic&quot; sounds more inclusive and less European. </p>
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<p>Pope John Paul II&#44;  You probably know that you are one of what I call The Core 4. The 15the  century might have had a negative effect on the Roman Catholic Church  and it was perhaps on the verge of deteriorating or being misused. You  could have become a puppet&#44; if I had not interceded for you. Did you  feel me? </p>
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<p>This word has a group nature and sometimes also an inelligent nature:  &#8211; Death penalty </p>
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<p>&quot;Die free&quot; is not always an easy trick. A martyr mentality is not  typical. </p>
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<p>David and Goliath scenarios:  &#8211; Speed  &#8211; Numbers  &#8211; Historical advantages  &#8211; Deception </p>
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		<title>Maim it</title>
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A comic book:  &#8211; Hawk and Dove.  An older object:  &#8211; Vectrex.  A roleplaying game race:  &#8211; Half-orc.  An animal:  &#8211; The badger.  An older toy:  &#8211; Bullet Man. 

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<p>A comic book:  &#8211; Hawk and Dove.  An older object:  &#8211; Vectrex.  A roleplaying game race:  &#8211; Half-orc.  An animal:  &#8211; The badger.  An older toy:  &#8211; Bullet Man. </p>
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<p>My mother should get the death penalty. I don&#8217;t care about her property.  There are still cop vehicles driving around town. </p>
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<p>Some white women killed some Hispanics. I advise making an example out  of them. This is not peacetime. </p>
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<p>It is okay to think verbally and to talk aloud.  I have a militant attitude and prefer to keep broadcasting the Order  Chant. It might be inclined to bonding with less chaotic psychologies.  On a certain level&#44; it might nourish them.  I find telepathy somewhat annoying&#44; especially with people I don&#8217;t know  or trust. As I have said&#44; I do not believe in perfection&#44; and I do not  believe telepathy is very healthy or even recent.  I still think the attic was serious. I think at least Lisa Karate agrees  with me on that. I might reek of blood libel to some people and perhaps  I am somewhat inclined to revenge.  I wouldn&#8217;t mind giving an occasional sermon to a university or other  building in the future. It could be that true homelessness is ALMOST  non-existent these days&#44; but I believe it SHOULD be allowed. Playng God  does not appeal to me and you should not be required to explain to  ANYONE&#44; including a parent&#44; why you would want to make such a decision.  In order to preserve my privacy and to continue my work for God&#44; I  prefer going homeless. The world has become almost too determinist and I  want to pull away from control freaks.  I am a Roman Catholic priest and I believe in spiritual theft. Not all  things that are stolen are physical. I am not happy about the invasion  of my privacy. If I am indeed 3rd Christ&#44; God&#8217;s will might be that I  seek out the thieves and execute them.  My advice to Pope John Paul II&#44; from a man without a Ph.D. and whose  grammar is sometimes deliberately imperfect: Ecclesiastical star  chamber. </p>
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		<title>Not always</title>
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I choose to be Roman Catholic and to follow the Pope. He is a better  politician than I am. 

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What if it&#8217;s because of:  &#8211; Symbiosis  &#8211; Better politics  &#8211; Tradition 

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<p>I choose to be Roman Catholic and to follow the Pope. He is a better  politician than I am. </p>
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<p>What if it&#8217;s because of:  &#8211; Symbiosis  &#8211; Better politics  &#8211; Tradition </p>
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<p>Disobedience and not believing in God might have an evil nature. They  might be conducive to poor grounding&#44; which can lead to social threats.  Some psychiatrists don&#8217;t know very much about psychology and it goes  beyond just terminology or having a degree. </p>
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<p>The nature of it&#8230;hesitation and antonym. The reasons for it might be:  &#8211; Argument  &#8211; Coercion  &#8211; Insecurities  &#8211; Bad causes  &#8211; Intolerant Intelligence  I am a machista. There might be good sex in that.  But I am wise&#44; so I avoid sex. </p>
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<p>Perfection ploys sometimes require attempts at perfection. Tolerance  would be better&#44; but not yet. </p>
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<p>No more restaurants. </p>
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<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s better to say the truth than it is to give a false  compliment. It can make the recipient cynical. </p>
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		<title>REPOST for the MJFC: Pro Multis (was: Re: Unquestionably valid)</title>
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 &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; Ditto from the other great humor&#8212;  ROTFLMHO!!! Two weeks to finals and I NEEDED a good laugh!!!  (Oh&#44; and I rather like Andy&#44; though I do believe that Pete should be the  patron saint of ADHD [which I have])&#44; so he has [...]]]></description>
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<p> &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; Ditto from the other great humor&#8212;  ROTFLMHO!!! Two weeks to finals and I NEEDED a good laugh!!!  (Oh&#44; and I rather like Andy&#44; though I do believe that Pete should be the  patron saint of ADHD [which I have])&#44; so he has always held a special place  for me&#8230;   I have to admit:   The Last Supper&#44; MJ Meets Jesus&#44; and MJ Goes to RCIA are my three   favorite skits&#44; in that order.   Now some scholarly types who have analyzed and reviewed my work   thoroughly (especially the Menden-Bonn contingent)&#44; feel that the MJ   Meets Jesus is far and away my best work.   Personally&#44; I feel that the MJ-M-J (HA!) lacks the purity of satire   and emotional reserve found in The Last Supper. &nbsp;   But that&#8217;s just me.  I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever forget composing The Last Supper. </p>
<p>Glad you&#8217;re thinking of that&#44; because we need to get our creative  juices flowing (so to speak) for The New and Improved Critical Edition  of&#8230;&#8230;.  &quot;Shakespeare&#8217;s Caligula.&quot;  Having had some exquisit cheesecake Mark and I were sitting in front  of the computer&#44; reading Tony Miller&#8217;s line   &nbsp; &quot;Please&#44; don&#8217;t try and confuse Mark with facts. He is sure that   &nbsp; Jesus said &#8216;pro multis&#8217; at the Last Supper.&quot; </p>
<p>There was cheesecake involved? What?  I thought we were recovering from the Mid-Morning Projection.  and I just typed in &quot;Okay&#44; we can picture the scene&quot; without having a  sodding clue what to do next. Mark all of a sudden started laughing  and went &quot;Lemme do it&#44; lemme do it!!&quot;&#44; so we swapped seats. </p>
<p>Wasn&#8217;t that about the fifth time that spontaneously happened?  Shortly  after we were putting it all together&#44; adding some details and not too  much later&#44; there was a pile of books on the desk: a Bible&#44; a Latin  dictionary&#44; a concise Latin grammar&#44; a Hebrew dictionary. It was so  bloody funny&#8230;. </p>
<p>And people say our hobbies are geeky. Hell&#44; too! They&#8217;ve provided us  and the whole flippin&#8217; world with hours and hours of entertainment.  Having had forgotten most of the Latin I had learned at school (I  neede it occasionally at university&#44; funnily enough more for English  lit than theology)&#44; translating the sentence   &nbsp; &quot;If you only have four bottles&#44; then there won&#8217;t be enough   &nbsp; &nbsp;for all&quot;  turned out to be a major nightmare. </p>
<p>But we had success! It was worth the blood&#44; sweat&#44; and tears (note  rock music reference)  Actually&#44; that was the moment I decided I really needed to do  something for my Latin. </p>
<p>And that was the impetus for as certain parting gift left on your book  shelf.  What I like about The Last Supper is the varieties of different moods&#44;   &nbsp;there are some real characters in there&#44; with different voices and  characteristics. It does have a touch of Monty Python. </p>
<p>A touch? It was a bold faced not-quite-plagiarism.  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text -DH  </p>
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<p>- Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; Ditto from the other great humor&#8212;  ROTFLMHO!!! Two weeks to finals and I NEEDED a good laugh!!!  (Oh&#44; and I rather like Andy&#44; though I do believe that Pete should be the  patron saint of ADHD [which I have])&#44; so he has always held a special place  for me&#8230;   I have to admit:   The Last Supper&#44; MJ Meets Jesus&#44; and MJ Goes to RCIA are my three   favorite skits&#44; in that order.   Now some scholarly types who have analyzed and reviewed my work   thoroughly (especially the Menden-Bonn contingent)&#44; feel that the MJ   Meets Jesus is far and away my best work.   Personally&#44; I feel that the MJ-M-J (HA!) lacks the purity of satire   and emotional reserve found in The Last Supper. &nbsp;   But that&#8217;s just me. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever forget composing The Last Supper.  Having had some exquisit cheesecake Mark and I were sitting in front  of the computer&#44; reading Tony Miller&#8217;s line  &nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Please&#44; don&#8217;t try and confuse Mark with facts. He is sure that  &nbsp; &nbsp;Jesus said &#8216;pro multis&#8217; at the Last Supper.&quot;  and I just typed in &quot;Okay&#44; we can picture the scene&quot; without having a  sodding clue what to do next. Mark all of a sudden started laughing  and went &quot;Lemme do it&#44; lemme do it!!&quot;&#44; so we swapped seats. Shortly  after we were putting it all together&#44; adding some details and not too  much later&#44; there was a pile of books on the desk: a Bible&#44; a Latin  dictionary&#44; a concise Latin grammar&#44; a Hebrew dictionary. It was so  bloody funny&#8230;.  Having had forgotten most of the Latin I had learned at school (I  neede it occasionally at university&#44; funnily enough more for English  lit than theology)&#44; translating the sentence  &nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;If you only have four bottles&#44; then there won&#8217;t be enough  &nbsp; &nbsp; for all&quot;  turned out to be a major nightmare.  Actually&#44; that was the moment I decided I really needed to do  something for my Latin.  What I like about The Last Supper is the varieties of different moods&#44;  &nbsp; there are some real characters in there&#44; with different voices and  characteristics. It does have a touch of Monty Python.  DH </p>
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<p> snip   Here&#8217;s to more merriment and mirth in 2005!!!!  Snif. &nbsp;That was beautiful. </p>
<p>Tissue? </p>
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<p> Ditto from the other great humor&#8212;  ROTFLMHO!!! Two weeks to finals and I NEEDED a good laugh!!!  (Oh&#44; and I rather like Andy&#44; though I do believe that Pete should be the  patron saint of ADHD [which I have])&#44; so he has always held a special place  for me&#8230; </p>
<p>I have to admit:  The Last Supper&#44; MJ Meets Jesus&#44; and MJ Goes to RCIA are my three  favorite skits&#44; in that order.  Now some scholarly types who have analyzed and reviewed my work  thoroughly (especially the Menden-Bonn contingent)&#44; feel that the MJ  Meets Jesus is far and away my best work.  Personally&#44; I feel that the MJ-M-J (HA!) lacks the purity of satire  and emotional reserve found in The Last Supper. &nbsp;  But that&#8217;s just me.  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text -Buny   I have just received an email with one of the battle cries of last   year&#8217;s MJFC Conference&#44; held in Bonn&#44; Germany.   &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;The mouse is dead! Quick! We have to   &nbsp; &nbsp; buy new mice before your wife gets home!!&quot;   To commemorate arcr-c&#8217;s most legendary troll&#44; who is surely missed by   many (for this reason &#8211; for all &#8211; is not used . . . here in these   ngs)&#44; we have retrieved this classic . . . here . . . from the bowels   of groups.google.com. I remember sitting next to maf in front of my   computer after agood dose of cheesecake and coffee composing this . .   . here.   Enjoy your cheesecake&#44; remove beverages and don&#8217;t project.   Newsgroups: alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic   Lines: 160   NNTP-Posting-Host: p62.246.94.189.tisdip.tiscali.de (62.246.94.189)   Mime-Version: 1.0   Content-Type: text/plain; charsetISO-8859-1; formatflowed   Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable   X-Trace: news.uni-berlin.de 1068290722 49357629 62.246.94.189 (16 [82123])   User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2.1)   Gecko/20021130   X-Accept-Language: en-us&#44; en   The First Mass is that which was substantially unchanged until the   Pauline Rite &#8211; about 2000 years.   This is not true. And you know that.    Please&#44; don&#8217;t try and confuse Mark with facts. &nbsp;He is sure that Jesus  said    &quot;pro multis&quot; at the Last Supper.   Okay&#44; we can picture the scene:   (major portions of the text translated from the ancient Hebrew and   Aramaic by DH Translation Services&#44; Ltd &#8212; working to make dead   languages more user-friendly &nbsp;for all )   Jesus (who&#44; coincidentally&#44; sounds a lot like our hero&#44; St. Markie):   Hey&#44; guys&#44; thanks for coming to dinner&#8230;. here. Bread&#8217;s on the table&#44;   we&#8217;re just waiting for the wine to arrive.   Judas (who&#44; coicidentally&#44; sounds an awful lot like Tom Vick): Thanks&#44;   dude.   Andrew (who sounds suspiciously like Robert A.): Hey&#44; guys&#44; I was   walking on the road from Damascus this afternoon&#44; and I had this   crazy&#44; crazy thought: Will people still be having dinner&#44; you know &#8212;   like with a table and friends and good conversation&#44; like&#44; about 2000   years from now?   Phillip (sounding much like Legs): Oh&#44; for Ba&#8217;al&#8217;s sake&#44;   Thomas (who bears certain similarities to James R. Black): Hey&#44; hey&#44;   hey&#44; let&#8217;s cut down on the swearing. It&#8217;s bad enough that my wife   gives me grief about our weekly boys&#8217; night out&#44; but I sure as hell   don&#8217;t want to be smitten down by some angry Supreme Being&#44; okay??   &lt;Jesus gives Thomas dirty look and eye-roll   Phillip: &nbsp;Okay&#44; okay. I&#8217;m sorry. So&#44; for Jehova&#8217;s sake&#44; how many times   do I have to remind you: taking horse-drawn cart and reading book on   trip good&#44; walking and thinking bad.   Bartholomew (voice-over by our very own Mr. Tony Miller): Ya know&#44;   this esoteric&#44; philosophical crap is bringing this party DOWWWWN&#44; in a   BIIIIIIGGGGGG way. Why don&#8217;t we just break some bread&#44; pass the   bottle&#44; and just hang&#44; as our forefathers were rumored to have done?   Thaddeus (voice-over by bardi): Right on&#44; dude. No&#44; wait&#8230;&#8230;. I   know&#8230;&#8230;. that&#8217;s Mr. Dude to us peasant fishermen. Ok&#44; so where is   the cheesecake to go with the unleven bread? And might I also take   this opportunity to voice my concern about the quality of food served   at these weekly gatherings. I mean&#44; &nbsp; unleven &nbsp; bread? Are we that   poor that we can&#8217;t even afford to bake the stuff? What&#8217;s up with that?   Simon Peter makes entrance (also&#44; wouldn&#8217;t you know&#44; he sounds exactly   like one Mr. Daniel Hoehr of metropolitan Bonn): Wow. Great party. I   brought some cheesecake for dessert&#44; if anyone would like some.   James (who&#44; BTW&#44; has a resplendant voice not unlike maf): Kewl. I   brought the napkins&#44; but wasn&#8217;t Andrew supposed to get the wine down   at the Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph (see facing page below&#44; number 1)   Andrew enters with the wine (the role of Andrew was to be played by   George&#44; Mouse of God. Unfortunately&#44; due to George&#8217;s untimely demise&#44;   we had to re-cast the role of Andrew with sumBuny&#44; whom we were   fortunate enough to find available at the last minute): Yo&#44; homeys&#44;   &#8217;sup? They were almost out of the 6 BC vintage&#44; but I managed to get   their last 4 bottles.   (sound of approaching Roman soldiers&#44; who might just bust our intrepid   bunch for speaking Hebrew)   Jesus: Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro   multis . (see Facing Page below&#44; footnote 2)   &lt;close curtain on tonight&#8217;s historical re-creation   Facing Page:   Footnote 1: Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph = 7-11&#44; as in the chain of convenience   stores&#44; known at that time by its Hebrew name.   Footnote 2:   Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro   multis . = If you only have four bottles&#44; then there won&#8217;t be enough   for all   So&#44; as we plainly see&#44; because we all read what was written&#44; as   written&#44; that Jesus did indeed say&#44; in Latin&#44; &nbsp;pro multis &nbsp;at the Last   Supper (and actually meant &quot;for all&quot;&#44; but&#44; hey&#44; Latin was not His   first language)   (c) by maf &amp; DH   The liturgy of Paul VI &#8211; has got . . to go!   Do you actually call this being in communion with the Pope?    No&#44; it&#8217;s the MJ traditionalist cheer. &nbsp;(Imagine Mark in a short skirt&#44;    tight sweater and pop-poms).    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   maf and DH simultaneously: ROTFLOAO!!!   maf: &lt;gasping for air   I nominate this for the closing night group cheer to be performed at   the Schismatic Hootenanny!   DH: I second that&#44; but I invoke the Cheesecake Caveat!   maf: All in favor say aye.   all conference attendees unanimously: AYE!!!!   maf: Opposed?   &lt;deafening silence   maf: The motion is carreied. The official closing night cheer to   conclude the Schismatic Hootenanny will be the MJ Traditionalist   Cheer. We will also need a committee to enlarge the photo of our hero&#44;   Mark Johnson&#44; in cheerleader skirt and pom-poms&#44; and it doesn&#8217;t have   to be the one with him in the wig&#44; because that wig was just too   hideous for words.   DH: I second that&#44; and we need to keep the agenda for today moving   right along&#44; as we do have a full docket&#44; and we are now 10 minutes   late for the noon Projection.  </p>
</p>
<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>Ditto from the other great humor&#8212;  ROTFLMHO!!! Two weeks to finals and I NEEDED a good laugh!!!  (Oh&#44; and I rather like Andy&#44; though I do believe that Pete should be the  patron saint of ADHD [which I have])&#44; so he has always held a special place  for me&#8230;  Buny </p>
<p> &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; I have just received an email with one of the battle cries of last   year&#8217;s MJFC Conference&#44; held in Bonn&#44; Germany.   &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;The mouse is dead! Quick! We have to   &nbsp; &nbsp; buy new mice before your wife gets home!!&quot;   To commemorate arcr-c&#8217;s most legendary troll&#44; who is surely missed by   many (for this reason &#8211; for all &#8211; is not used . . . here in these   ngs)&#44; we have retrieved this classic . . . here . . . from the bowels   of groups.google.com. I remember sitting next to maf in front of my   computer after agood dose of cheesecake and coffee composing this . .   . here.   Enjoy your cheesecake&#44; remove beverages and don&#8217;t project.   Newsgroups: alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic   Lines: 160   NNTP-Posting-Host: p62.246.94.189.tisdip.tiscali.de (62.246.94.189)   Mime-Version: 1.0   Content-Type: text/plain; charsetISO-8859-1; formatflowed   Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable   X-Trace: news.uni-berlin.de 1068290722 49357629 62.246.94.189 (16 [82123])   User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2.1)   Gecko/20021130   X-Accept-Language: en-us&#44; en   The First Mass is that which was substantially unchanged until the   Pauline Rite &#8211; about 2000 years.   This is not true. And you know that.    Please&#44; don&#8217;t try and confuse Mark with facts. &nbsp;He is sure that Jesus  said    &quot;pro multis&quot; at the Last Supper.   Okay&#44; we can picture the scene:   (major portions of the text translated from the ancient Hebrew and   Aramaic by DH Translation Services&#44; Ltd &#8212; working to make dead   languages more user-friendly &nbsp;for all )   Jesus (who&#44; coincidentally&#44; sounds a lot like our hero&#44; St. Markie):   Hey&#44; guys&#44; thanks for coming to dinner&#8230;. here. Bread&#8217;s on the table&#44;   we&#8217;re just waiting for the wine to arrive.   Judas (who&#44; coicidentally&#44; sounds an awful lot like Tom Vick): Thanks&#44;   dude.   Andrew (who sounds suspiciously like Robert A.): Hey&#44; guys&#44; I was   walking on the road from Damascus this afternoon&#44; and I had this   crazy&#44; crazy thought: Will people still be having dinner&#44; you know &#8212;   like with a table and friends and good conversation&#44; like&#44; about 2000   years from now?   Phillip (sounding much like Legs): Oh&#44; for Ba&#8217;al&#8217;s sake&#44;   Thomas (who bears certain similarities to James R. Black): Hey&#44; hey&#44;   hey&#44; let&#8217;s cut down on the swearing. It&#8217;s bad enough that my wife   gives me grief about our weekly boys&#8217; night out&#44; but I sure as hell   don&#8217;t want to be smitten down by some angry Supreme Being&#44; okay??   &lt;Jesus gives Thomas dirty look and eye-roll   Phillip: &nbsp;Okay&#44; okay. I&#8217;m sorry. So&#44; for Jehova&#8217;s sake&#44; how many times   do I have to remind you: taking horse-drawn cart and reading book on   trip good&#44; walking and thinking bad.   Bartholomew (voice-over by our very own Mr. Tony Miller): Ya know&#44;   this esoteric&#44; philosophical crap is bringing this party DOWWWWN&#44; in a   BIIIIIIGGGGGG way. Why don&#8217;t we just break some bread&#44; pass the   bottle&#44; and just hang&#44; as our forefathers were rumored to have done?   Thaddeus (voice-over by bardi): Right on&#44; dude. No&#44; wait&#8230;&#8230;. I   know&#8230;&#8230;. that&#8217;s Mr. Dude to us peasant fishermen. Ok&#44; so where is   the cheesecake to go with the unleven bread? And might I also take   this opportunity to voice my concern about the quality of food served   at these weekly gatherings. I mean&#44; &nbsp; unleven &nbsp; bread? Are we that   poor that we can&#8217;t even afford to bake the stuff? What&#8217;s up with that?   Simon Peter makes entrance (also&#44; wouldn&#8217;t you know&#44; he sounds exactly   like one Mr. Daniel Hoehr of metropolitan Bonn): Wow. Great party. I   brought some cheesecake for dessert&#44; if anyone would like some.   James (who&#44; BTW&#44; has a resplendant voice not unlike maf): Kewl. I   brought the napkins&#44; but wasn&#8217;t Andrew supposed to get the wine down   at the Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph (see facing page below&#44; number 1)   Andrew enters with the wine (the role of Andrew was to be played by   George&#44; Mouse of God. Unfortunately&#44; due to George&#8217;s untimely demise&#44;   we had to re-cast the role of Andrew with sumBuny&#44; whom we were   fortunate enough to find available at the last minute): Yo&#44; homeys&#44;   &#8217;sup? They were almost out of the 6 BC vintage&#44; but I managed to get   their last 4 bottles.   (sound of approaching Roman soldiers&#44; who might just bust our intrepid   bunch for speaking Hebrew)   Jesus: Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro   multis . (see Facing Page below&#44; footnote 2)   &lt;close curtain on tonight&#8217;s historical re-creation   Facing Page:   Footnote 1: Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph = 7-11&#44; as in the chain of convenience   stores&#44; known at that time by its Hebrew name.   Footnote 2:   Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro   multis . = If you only have four bottles&#44; then there won&#8217;t be enough   for all   So&#44; as we plainly see&#44; because we all read what was written&#44; as   written&#44; that Jesus did indeed say&#44; in Latin&#44; &nbsp;pro multis &nbsp;at the Last   Supper (and actually meant &quot;for all&quot;&#44; but&#44; hey&#44; Latin was not His   first language)   (c) by maf &amp; DH   The liturgy of Paul VI &#8211; has got . . to go!   Do you actually call this being in communion with the Pope?    No&#44; it&#8217;s the MJ traditionalist cheer. &nbsp;(Imagine Mark in a short skirt&#44;    tight sweater and pop-poms).    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!    Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   maf and DH simultaneously: ROTFLOAO!!!   maf: &lt;gasping for air   I nominate this for the closing night group cheer to be performed at   the Schismatic Hootenanny!   DH: I second that&#44; but I invoke the Cheesecake Caveat!   maf: All in favor say aye.   all conference attendees unanimously: AYE!!!!   maf: Opposed?   &lt;deafening silence   maf: The motion is carreied. The official closing night cheer to   conclude the Schismatic Hootenanny will be the MJ Traditionalist   Cheer. We will also need a committee to enlarge the photo of our hero&#44;   Mark Johnson&#44; in cheerleader skirt and pom-poms&#44; and it doesn&#8217;t have   to be the one with him in the wig&#44; because that wig was just too   hideous for words.   DH: I second that&#44; and we need to keep the agenda for today moving   right along&#44; as we do have a full docket&#44; and we are now 10 minutes   late for the noon Projection.  </p>
</p>
<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p> I have just received an email with one of the battle cries of last  year&#8217;s MJFC Conference&#44; held in Bonn&#44; Germany.   &nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;The mouse is dead! Quick! We have to   &nbsp; &nbsp;buy new mice before your wife gets home!!&quot;  To commemorate arcr-c&#8217;s most legendary troll&#44; </p>
<p>and most famous (infamous??) meeting of the minds in a transatlantic  festival of cheesecake&#44; comraderie&#44; emergency trips to the pet store&#44;  and more cheesecake&#8230;&#8230;.  who is surely missed by  many (for this reason &#8211; for all &#8211; is not used . . . here in these  ngs)&#44; </p>
<p>_for all_ is not being used again?????  Pardon me&#44; whilst I take a personal moment&#8230;&#8230;.  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text -we have retrieved this classic . . . here . . . from the bowels  of groups.google.com. I remember sitting next to maf in front of my  computer after agood dose of cheesecake and coffee composing this . .  . here.  Enjoy your cheesecake&#44; remove beverages and don&#8217;t project.  Newsgroups: alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic  Lines: 160  NNTP-Posting-Host: p62.246.94.189.tisdip.tiscali.de (62.246.94.189)  Mime-Version: 1.0  Content-Type: text/plain; charsetISO-8859-1; formatflowed  Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable  X-Trace: news.uni-berlin.de 1068290722 49357629 62.246.94.189 (16 [82123])  User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2.1)  Gecko/20021130  X-Accept-Language: en-us&#44; en  The First Mass is that which was substantially unchanged until the  Pauline Rite &#8211; about 2000 years.  This is not true. And you know that.   Please&#44; don&#8217;t try and confuse Mark with facts. &nbsp;He is sure that Jesus said   &quot;pro multis&quot; at the Last Supper.  Okay&#44; we can picture the scene:  (major portions of the text translated from the ancient Hebrew and  Aramaic by DH Translation Services&#44; Ltd &#8212; working to make dead  languages more user-friendly &nbsp;for all )  Jesus (who&#44; coincidentally&#44; sounds a lot like our hero&#44; St. Markie):  Hey&#44; guys&#44; thanks for coming to dinner&#8230;. here. Bread&#8217;s on the table&#44;  we&#8217;re just waiting for the wine to arrive.  Judas (who&#44; coicidentally&#44; sounds an awful lot like Tom Vick): Thanks&#44;  dude.  Andrew (who sounds suspiciously like Robert A.): Hey&#44; guys&#44; I was  walking on the road from Damascus this afternoon&#44; and I had this  crazy&#44; crazy thought: Will people still be having dinner&#44; you know &#8212;  like with a table and friends and good conversation&#44; like&#44; about 2000  years from now?  Phillip (sounding much like Legs): Oh&#44; for Ba&#8217;al&#8217;s sake&#44;  Thomas (who bears certain similarities to James R. Black): Hey&#44; hey&#44;  hey&#44; let&#8217;s cut down on the swearing. It&#8217;s bad enough that my wife  gives me grief about our weekly boys&#8217; night out&#44; but I sure as hell  don&#8217;t want to be smitten down by some angry Supreme Being&#44; okay??  &lt;Jesus gives Thomas dirty look and eye-roll  Phillip: &nbsp;Okay&#44; okay. I&#8217;m sorry. So&#44; for Jehova&#8217;s sake&#44; how many times  do I have to remind you: taking horse-drawn cart and reading book on  trip good&#44; walking and thinking bad.  Bartholomew (voice-over by our very own Mr. Tony Miller): Ya know&#44;  this esoteric&#44; philosophical crap is bringing this party DOWWWWN&#44; in a  BIIIIIIGGGGGG way. Why don&#8217;t we just break some bread&#44; pass the  bottle&#44; and just hang&#44; as our forefathers were rumored to have done?  Thaddeus (voice-over by bardi): Right on&#44; dude. No&#44; wait&#8230;&#8230;. I  know&#8230;&#8230;. that&#8217;s Mr. Dude to us peasant fishermen. Ok&#44; so where is  the cheesecake to go with the unleven bread? And might I also take  this opportunity to voice my concern about the quality of food served  at these weekly gatherings. I mean&#44; &nbsp; unleven &nbsp; bread? Are we that  poor that we can&#8217;t even afford to bake the stuff? What&#8217;s up with that?  Simon Peter makes entrance (also&#44; wouldn&#8217;t you know&#44; he sounds exactly  like one Mr. Daniel Hoehr of metropolitan Bonn): Wow. Great party. I  brought some cheesecake for dessert&#44; if anyone would like some.  James (who&#44; BTW&#44; has a resplendant voice not unlike maf): Kewl. I  brought the napkins&#44; but wasn&#8217;t Andrew supposed to get the wine down  at the Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph (see facing page below&#44; number 1)  Andrew enters with the wine (the role of Andrew was to be played by  George&#44; Mouse of God. Unfortunately&#44; due to George&#8217;s untimely demise&#44;  we had to re-cast the role of Andrew with sumBuny&#44; whom we were  fortunate enough to find available at the last minute): Yo&#44; homeys&#44;  &#8217;sup? They were almost out of the 6 BC vintage&#44; but I managed to get  their last 4 bottles.  (sound of approaching Roman soldiers&#44; who might just bust our intrepid  bunch for speaking Hebrew)  Jesus: Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro  multis . (see Facing Page below&#44; footnote 2)  &lt;close curtain on tonight&#8217;s historical re-creation  Facing Page:  Footnote 1: Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph = 7-11&#44; as in the chain of convenience  stores&#44; known at that time by its Hebrew name.  Footnote 2:  Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro  multis . = If you only have four bottles&#44; then there won&#8217;t be enough  for all  So&#44; as we plainly see&#44; because we all read what was written&#44; as  written&#44; that Jesus did indeed say&#44; in Latin&#44; &nbsp;pro multis &nbsp;at the Last  Supper (and actually meant &quot;for all&quot;&#44; but&#44; hey&#44; Latin was not His  first language)  (c) by maf &amp; DH  The liturgy of Paul VI &#8211; has got . . to go!  Do you actually call this being in communion with the Pope?   No&#44; it&#8217;s the MJ traditionalist cheer. &nbsp;(Imagine Mark in a short skirt&#44; &nbsp;   tight sweater and pop-poms).   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!  maf and DH simultaneously: ROTFLOAO!!! </p>
<p> &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text -maf: &lt;gasping for air  I nominate this for the closing night group cheer to be performed at  the Schismatic Hootenanny!  DH: I second that&#44; but I invoke the Cheesecake Caveat!  maf: All in favor say aye.  all conference attendees unanimously: AYE!!!!  maf: Opposed?  &lt;deafening silence  maf: The motion is carreied. The official closing night cheer to  conclude the Schismatic Hootenanny will be the MJ Traditionalist  Cheer. We will also need a committee to enlarge the photo of our hero&#44;  Mark Johnson&#44; in cheerleader skirt and pom-poms&#44; and it doesn&#8217;t have  to be the one with him in the wig&#44; because that wig was just too  hideous for words.  DH: I second that&#44; and we need to keep the agenda for today moving  right along&#44; as we do have a full docket&#44; and we are now 10 minutes  late for the noon Projection. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s to more merriment and mirth in 2005!!!! </p>
</p>
<h4><strong>Response:</strong></h4>
<p>I have just received an email with one of the battle cries of last  year&#8217;s MJFC Conference&#44; held in Bonn&#44; Germany.  &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;The mouse is dead! Quick! We have to  &nbsp; &nbsp; buy new mice before your wife gets home!!&quot;  To commemorate arcr-c&#8217;s most legendary troll&#44; who is surely missed by  many (for this reason &#8211; for all &#8211; is not used . . . here in these  ngs)&#44; we have retrieved this classic . . . here . . . from the bowels  of groups.google.com. I remember sitting next to maf in front of my  computer after agood dose of cheesecake and coffee composing this . .  . here.  Enjoy your cheesecake&#44; remove beverages and don&#8217;t project.  Newsgroups: alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic  Lines: 160  NNTP-Posting-Host: p62.246.94.189.tisdip.tiscali.de (62.246.94.189)  Mime-Version: 1.0  Content-Type: text/plain; charsetISO-8859-1; formatflowed  Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable  X-Trace: news.uni-berlin.de 1068290722 49357629 62.246.94.189 (16 [82123])  User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2.1)  Gecko/20021130  X-Accept-Language: en-us&#44; en  &#8211; Hide quoted text &#8212; Show quoted text &#8211; The First Mass is that which was substantially unchanged until the  Pauline Rite &#8211; about 2000 years.  This is not true. And you know that.   Please&#44; don&#8217;t try and confuse Mark with facts. &nbsp;He is sure that Jesus said   &quot;pro multis&quot; at the Last Supper. </p>
<p>Okay&#44; we can picture the scene:  (major portions of the text translated from the ancient Hebrew and  Aramaic by DH Translation Services&#44; Ltd &#8212; working to make dead  languages more user-friendly &nbsp;for all )  Jesus (who&#44; coincidentally&#44; sounds a lot like our hero&#44; St. Markie):  Hey&#44; guys&#44; thanks for coming to dinner&#8230;. here. Bread&#8217;s on the table&#44;  we&#8217;re just waiting for the wine to arrive.  Judas (who&#44; coicidentally&#44; sounds an awful lot like Tom Vick): Thanks&#44;  dude.  Andrew (who sounds suspiciously like Robert A.): Hey&#44; guys&#44; I was  walking on the road from Damascus this afternoon&#44; and I had this  crazy&#44; crazy thought: Will people still be having dinner&#44; you know &#8212;  like with a table and friends and good conversation&#44; like&#44; about 2000  years from now?  Phillip (sounding much like Legs): Oh&#44; for Ba&#8217;al&#8217;s sake&#44;  Thomas (who bears certain similarities to James R. Black): Hey&#44; hey&#44;  hey&#44; let&#8217;s cut down on the swearing. It&#8217;s bad enough that my wife  gives me grief about our weekly boys&#8217; night out&#44; but I sure as hell  don&#8217;t want to be smitten down by some angry Supreme Being&#44; okay??  &lt;Jesus gives Thomas dirty look and eye-roll  Phillip: &nbsp;Okay&#44; okay. I&#8217;m sorry. So&#44; for Jehova&#8217;s sake&#44; how many times  do I have to remind you: taking horse-drawn cart and reading book on  trip good&#44; walking and thinking bad.  Bartholomew (voice-over by our very own Mr. Tony Miller): Ya know&#44;  this esoteric&#44; philosophical crap is bringing this party DOWWWWN&#44; in a  BIIIIIIGGGGGG way. Why don&#8217;t we just break some bread&#44; pass the  bottle&#44; and just hang&#44; as our forefathers were rumored to have done?  Thaddeus (voice-over by bardi): Right on&#44; dude. No&#44; wait&#8230;&#8230;. I  know&#8230;&#8230;. that&#8217;s Mr. Dude to us peasant fishermen. Ok&#44; so where is  the cheesecake to go with the unleven bread? And might I also take  this opportunity to voice my concern about the quality of food served  at these weekly gatherings. I mean&#44; &nbsp; unleven &nbsp; bread? Are we that  poor that we can&#8217;t even afford to bake the stuff? What&#8217;s up with that?  Simon Peter makes entrance (also&#44; wouldn&#8217;t you know&#44; he sounds exactly  like one Mr. Daniel Hoehr of metropolitan Bonn): Wow. Great party. I  brought some cheesecake for dessert&#44; if anyone would like some.  James (who&#44; BTW&#44; has a resplendant voice not unlike maf): Kewl. I  brought the napkins&#44; but wasn&#8217;t Andrew supposed to get the wine down  at the Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph (see facing page below&#44; number 1)  Andrew enters with the wine (the role of Andrew was to be played by  George&#44; Mouse of God. Unfortunately&#44; due to George&#8217;s untimely demise&#44;  we had to re-cast the role of Andrew with sumBuny&#44; whom we were  fortunate enough to find available at the last minute): Yo&#44; homeys&#44;  &#8217;sup? They were almost out of the 6 BC vintage&#44; but I managed to get  their last 4 bottles.  (sound of approaching Roman soldiers&#44; who might just bust our intrepid  bunch for speaking Hebrew)  Jesus: Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro  multis . (see Facing Page below&#44; footnote 2)  &lt;close curtain on tonight&#8217;s historical re-creation  Facing Page:  Footnote 1: Zajin-Yot&#8217;aleph = 7-11&#44; as in the chain of convenience  stores&#44; known at that time by its Hebrew name.  Footnote 2:  Si tantummodo habes quattuor amphorae&#44; tum non erit satis &nbsp;pro  multis . = If you only have four bottles&#44; then there won&#8217;t be enough  for all  So&#44; as we plainly see&#44; because we all read what was written&#44; as  written&#44; that Jesus did indeed say&#44; in Latin&#44; &nbsp;pro multis &nbsp;at the Last  Supper (and actually meant &quot;for all&quot;&#44; but&#44; hey&#44; Latin was not His  first language)  (c) by maf &amp; DH  The liturgy of Paul VI &#8211; has got . . to go!  Do you actually call this being in communion with the Pope?   No&#44; it&#8217;s the MJ traditionalist cheer. &nbsp;(Imagine Mark in a short skirt&#44; &nbsp;   tight sweater and pop-poms).   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!!   Ho ho!!! Don&#8217;t cha&#8217; know!!! Novus Ordo&#8217;s gotta go!!!! </p>
<p>maf and DH simultaneously: ROTFLOAO!!!  maf: &lt;gasping for air  I nominate this for the closing night group cheer to be performed at  the Schismatic Hootenanny!  DH: I second that&#44; but I invoke the Cheesecake Caveat!  maf: All in favor say aye.  all conference attendees unanimously: AYE!!!!  maf: Opposed?  &lt;deafening silence  maf: The motion is carreied. The official closing night cheer to  conclude the Schismatic Hootenanny will be the MJ Traditionalist  Cheer. We will also need a committee to enlarge the photo of our hero&#44;  Mark Johnson&#44; in cheerleader skirt and pom-poms&#44; and it doesn&#8217;t have  to be the one with him in the wig&#44; because that wig was just too  hideous for words.  DH: I second that&#44; and we need to keep the agenda for today moving  right along&#44; as we do have a full docket&#44; and we are now 10 minutes  late for the noon Projection. </p>
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