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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic and Orthodox: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad. Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better. Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. Methodist: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. Churchwide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish. Lutheran: None. Lutherans don’t believe in change. Amish: What’s a light bulb?
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Hi Alias, Very interesting but your posting is not for this NG, so was mine about the piles a month ago. CB "Alias" <a.k…@masked-and-anonymous.com.edu.org.biz.tv> wrote in message
news:l9_Qd.19453$US.12838@news.ono.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? > Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air. > Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the > spirit of darkness. > Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. > Roman Catholic and Orthodox: None. Candles only. > Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees > to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad. > Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how > much they liked the old one better. > Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how > to do it. > Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against > the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found > light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or > compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light > bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in > which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including > incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are > equally valid paths to luminescence. > Methodist: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely > out, you are loved. Churchwide lighting service is planned for Sunday. > Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish. > Lutheran: None. Lutherans don’t believe in change. > Amish: What’s a light bulb?
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hehe http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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which would be anything big enough to reduce the farts escaping, I think. No reflection on the joke. I thought it was OK, but I’m pretty patient with people trying to break the ice the only way they know how, through constant irritation and insiuation to keep the spotlight. I always bin a big spotlight grabber but I never knew what to do once it actually shone on me. I have a notorious reputation for distracting serious people. fuk em. =&-) Cactus Jammies <elmoemer…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:6596-4215FE8A-978@storefull-3251.bay.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> hehe > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/DocElmosHepFile > http://community.webtv.net/elmoemerson/TheFamilyAlbum
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That is way too funny !! I’m printing it off and take it to church tomorrow. Thanks! hc "Alias" <a.k…@masked-and-anonymous.com.edu.org.biz.tv> wrote in message
news:l9_Qd.19453$US.12838@news.ono.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? > Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air. > Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the > spirit of darkness. > Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. > Roman Catholic and Orthodox: None. Candles only. > Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees > to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad. > Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how > much they liked the old one better. > Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how > to do it. > Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against > the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found > light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or > compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light > bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in > which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including > incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are > equally valid paths to luminescence. > Methodist: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely > out, you are loved. Churchwide lighting service is planned for Sunday. > Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish. > Lutheran: None. Lutherans don’t believe in change. > Amish: What’s a light bulb?
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Lol! I especially liked the Mormon one… WS
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One. Aliass . You fuckin moron. You are as faithful as Bill Clinton is to Hillary. You are the kind of one world, United Nations asshole most Americans despise. And fuck your "FAT MAN". (budda) Randy
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Forget to take your meds? — Alias Use the Reply to Sender feature of your news reader program to email me. Utiliza Responder al Remitente para mandarme un mail. <tobees…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:9920-4217FF4F-76@storefull-3215.bay.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> One. Aliass . You fuckin moron. You are as faithful as Bill Clinton is > to Hillary. You are the kind of one world, United Nations asshole most > Americans despise. And fuck your "FAT MAN". (budda) Randy
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finally someone lightens things up a little. Then the fighting starts again. Does anyone know a NG that is a little less pissy?
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:49:06 -0500, "burningdaylight" <burningdayli…@private.com> wrote: >finally someone lightens things up a little. Then the fighting starts >again. Does anyone know a NG that is a little less pissy?
Not as far as Hepatitis C support goes. Maybe some moderated web site support groups. But it is not so bad. Sometimes it is kind of funny.
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:49:06 -0500, "burningdaylight" <burningdayli…@private.com>, in message ID <057861f9ac9dc4a2ebc9f707848d8…@localhost.talkaboutsupport.com>, in the newsgroup alt.support.hepatitis-c wrote: >finally someone lightens things up a little. Then the fighting starts >again. Does anyone know a NG that is a little less pissy?
Not an NG but there are moderated hep c forums at www.delphiforums.com — Paul Use the reply by email facility in your newsreader to send email
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dont do the meds, Aliasss
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