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Give up the ether sniffing and stop abusing the kid. XXIII You would do well to stop abusing the NG.
Oh, the sweet irony. This from someone who comes into a recovery NG to taunt people who have suffered abuse. What a true Xian you are Ed, not to mention an evil hypocrite. Why do you make such an ass of yourself in here. I can see you doing that in alt.atheism and perhaps ARC. You sound like your do more than sniff the glue.
When you’re around the only thing people sniff is shit. Try bathing sometime. XXIII MORAL CRUSADE: Public activity undertaken by middle-aged men who are cheating on their wives or diddling little boys. Moral crusades are particularly popular among those who are seeking power for their own personal pleasure, politicians who can’t think of anything useful to do with their mandates and religious professionals suffering from a personal inability to communicate with their god. In military terms, a diversionary tactic. John Ralston Saul - THE DOUBTER’S COMPANION
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I’m not going to lose any sleep over this, but I must reply to the tyraid of two of the three first replies. (SNIP) First, I don’t exactly know what you mean that I’m a "Troll". I’m a Roman Catholic like you, except that I probably don’t walk around with a Bible in my hands and condemn everyone and everything this is not to your liking. I didn’t know there was a Bible Thumping clause to alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic…
(SNIP) Marcus, the term TROLL is not meant as the same as the creature living under a bridge but rather as to troll for fish from a boat. When most of the users refer to a troll or a trolling they simply mean that the person is not really interested in the group discussion but rather just to stir up trouble or post something that has really nothing to do with the group. I too wonder why it is at times there seems to be more folks who use this or any other forum as a way to vent their frustrations on the world and point fingers but such is the freedom of the net. I hope this helps. Peace be with you, Rusty Elf1564
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We were in and out in less than 45 minutes!
Didn’t really know there was a minimum time for worship. One Newman Center at a La. university had an under 20 minute liturgy at noon, complete with a 7-minute homily. Great preacher, lousy liturgist. Although the delivery was shaky, STILL, I heard the Word and received the Sacrament.
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Yeah, but is he good? Rev. Hawkes can give the dreaded "tithing" sermon and have me hanging on every word! A long sermon does not necessarily mean a boring one, if the preacher is able to have the congregation walking out inspired and resolved to a new Christian way of life. Actually, he is good. He’s just long-winded, and says more than most people can absorb on a Sunday morning. If you’re distracted and shifting in your seat and sneaking a peek at your watch, it’s gone on for too long. Of course, I guess some people do that at about the two-minute mark, but I think the ideal homily is eight minutes.
I think it can go on as long as needed, provided the preacher has the know-how to keep his or her audience hooked. Most priests don’t. As I’ve said, I’ve been dying at 10 minutes (a sister preaching on Sunday last) and I’ve been spellbound and ready to leap out of the pews yelling Alleluia! at 45. There’s another thing he does that makes me uncomfortable. There’s a Deacon (actually, two) at his church. On Sundays when the Deacon preaches the homily, this priest has been known to get up and expand upon what the Deacon has just said. This seems rude to me, and is infringing upon the Deacon’s homiletic prerogatives. If the Deacon wanted to "say that," he would have "said that."
That’s very rude, I agree.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t. In Fort Wayne they have a Campus Minestry Youth mass. We sing just about everything and the homily is usually about 4-5 minutes long sometimes for certain topics it last 10 minutes. Yet mass averages 35-40 minutes and longest we have had it 50 minutes. The protestents only take 20 – 30 minutes
The Prots win then. XXIII MORAL CRUSADE: Public activity undertaken by middle-aged men who are cheating on their wives or diddling little boys. Moral crusades are particularly popular among those who are seeking power for their own personal pleasure, politicians who can’t think of anything useful to do with their mandates and religious professionals suffering from a personal inability to communicate with their god. In military terms, a diversionary tactic. John Ralston Saul - THE DOUBTER’S COMPANION
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Ooh, depends on the Protestants! Whenever I’ve been to a Presbyterian service, the minister has PREACHED for 30 minutes! Sometimes longer! We have a priest here in Memphis who is known for his lengthy homilies. He also often gives another 8-10 minute homily (some of us call it "Son of Homily") at the end of Mass before the dismissal. I actually timed him one Sunday, and he actually preached for 45 (forty-five) minutes. I assure you that I am not exaggerating. I have great affection and regard for him, but he sure can talk. By the way, he’s a convert. Yeah, but is he good? Rev. Hawkes can give the dreaded "tithing" sermon and have me hanging on every word! A long sermon does not necessarily mean a boring one, if the preacher is able to have the congregation walking out inspired and resolved to a new Christian way of life.
Actually, he is good. He’s just long-winded, and says more than most people can absorb on a Sunday morning. If you’re distracted and shifting in your seat and sneaking a peek at your watch, it’s gone on for too long. Of course, I guess some people do that at about the two-minute mark, but I think the ideal homily is eight minutes. There’s another thing he does that makes me uncomfortable. There’s a Deacon (actually, two) at his church. On Sundays when the Deacon preaches the homily, this priest has been known to get up and expand upon what the Deacon has just said. This seems rude to me, and is infringing upon the Deacon’s homiletic prerogatives. If the Deacon wanted to "say that," he would have "said that." Don’t get me wrong — I hold him in high regard. I just think he talks too long. — Charles W. ("Bill") Nourse, Ed.D., CPP Memphis, Tennessee USA http://personal.mem.bellsouth.net/~nourse "Establish yourself in God and then you will be helpful to others." — St. Seraphim of Sarov
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Ooh, depends on the Protestants! Whenever I’ve been to a Presbyterian service, the minister has PREACHED for 30 minutes! Sometimes longer! We have a priest here in Memphis who is known for his lengthy homilies. He also often gives another 8-10 minute homily (some of us call it "Son of Homily") at the end of Mass before the dismissal. I actually timed him one Sunday, and he actually preached for 45 (forty-five) minutes. I assure you that I am not exaggerating. I have great affection and regard for him, but he sure can talk. By the way, he’s a convert.
Yeah, but is he good? Rev. Hawkes can give the dreaded "tithing" sermon and have me hanging on every word! A long sermon does not necessarily mean a boring one, if the preacher is able to have the congregation walking out inspired and resolved to a new Christian way of life.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t. But, but, HE wasn’t there. LOL! XXIII
But but, you don’t seem all there. Why are you here ?
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t. In Fort Wayne they have a Campus Minestry Youth mass. We sing just about everything and the homily is usually about 4-5 minutes long sometimes for certain topics it last 10 minutes. Yet mass averages 35-40 minutes and longest we have had it 50 minutes. The protestents only take 20 – 30 minutes
Ooh, depends on the Protestants! Whenever I’ve been to a Presbyterian service, the minister has PREACHED for 30 minutes! Sometimes longer!
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, Marcus MacFarlane Something disturbing happened at Church a couple weeks ago… We missed Mass at our local parish and at our favored parish. We decided that we would attend a late Mass at St Columba in Chester, NY at 6pm. We arrived exactly at 6pm. First, it seemed to me that we must have had the time wrong and the Mass started at 5:30pm. Second, after about ten minutes, I started to feel uneasy about this parish – It didn’t feel right.
Chester NY is an evil place. I got a ticket there on Rt 17 and had to go back twice from Stamford, CT. I hate that place. BAM
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Something disturbing happened at Church a couple weeks ago… We missed Mass at our local parish and at our favored parish. We decided that we would attend a late Mass at St Columba in Chester, NY at 6pm. We arrived exactly at 6pm. First, it seemed to me that we must have had the time wrong and the Mass started at 5:30pm. Second, after about ten minutes, I started to feel uneasy about this parish – It didn’t feel right. Shortly thereafter, my three year old (who was half asleep when we came in) started gradually getting loud saying the same thing over and over several times. It took me thirty seconds to make it out, but he was saying "He’s not Here!"* (By this time he was standing on the pew as if staring over the alter at the Cross.) My eyes widened when I realized what he was saying, and looked around suddenly feeling the same. I picked him up to quiet and calm him, and he layed his head on my shoulder now whispering. I acknowledged that I understood him by whispering back "I think you’re right son." and he went quiet. The pastor seemed to be going a mile-a-minute as if he was the Madhatter – late for an important date. Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! We left the church after mass, my Wife too was uneasy. We both agreed that we would never attend Mass at this Church again. She then stated that they SKIPPED the Homily. That’s why I felt we walked in too late! Out of the mouths of babes, I’ll have to agree with my son – HE wasn’t there. Give up the ether sniffing and stop abusing the kid. XXIII
You would do well to stop abusing the NG. Why do you make such an ass of yourself in here. I can see you doing that in alt.atheism and perhaps ARC. You sound like your do more than sniff the glue.
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, Marcus MacFarlane Something disturbing happened at Church a couple weeks ago… We missed Mass at our local parish and at our favored parish. We decided that we would attend a late Mass at St Columba in Chester, NY at 6pm. We arrived exactly at 6pm. First, it seemed to me that we must have had the time wrong and the Mass started at 5:30pm. Second, after about ten minutes, I started to feel uneasy about this parish – It didn’t feel right. Chester NY is an evil place. I got a ticket there on Rt 17 and had to go back twice from Stamford, CT. I hate that place.
I think there is a theological significance in that you had to go back twice from STAMFORD, CT, home of the WWF! (You wouldn’t happen to be a wrestler, would you?)
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t. In Fort Wayne they have a Campus Minestry Youth mass. We sing just about everything and the homily is usually about 4-5 minutes long sometimes for certain topics it last 10 minutes. Yet mass averages 35-40 minutes and longest we have had it 50 minutes. The protestents only take 20 – 30 minutes Ooh, depends on the Protestants! Whenever I’ve been to a Presbyterian service, the minister has PREACHED for 30 minutes! Sometimes longer!
We have a priest here in Memphis who is known for his lengthy homilies. He also often gives another 8-10 minute homily (some of us call it "Son of Homily") at the end of Mass before the dismissal. I actually timed him one Sunday, and he actually preached for 45 (forty-five) minutes. I assure you that I am not exaggerating. I have great affection and regard for him, but he sure can talk. By the way, he’s a convert. — Charles W. ("Bill") Nourse, Ed.D., CPP Memphis, Tennessee USA http://personal.mem.bellsouth.net/~nourse "Establish yourself in God and then you will be helpful to others." — St. Seraphim of Sarov
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We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t.
In Fort Wayne they have a Campus Minestry Youth mass. We sing just about everything and the homily is usually about 4-5 minutes long sometimes for certain topics it last 10 minutes. Yet mass averages 35-40 minutes and longest we have had it 50 minutes. The protestents only take 20 – 30 minutes
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Something disturbing happened at Church a couple weeks ago… We missed Mass at our local parish and at our favored parish. We decided that we would attend a late Mass at St Columba in Chester, NY at 6pm. We arrived exactly at 6pm. First, it seemed to me that we must have had the time wrong and the Mass started at 5:30pm. Second, after about ten minutes, I started to feel uneasy about this parish – It didn’t feel right. Shortly thereafter, my three year old (who was half asleep when we came in) started gradually getting loud saying the same thing over and over several times. It took me thirty seconds to make it out, but he was saying "He’s not Here!"* (By this time he was standing on the pew as if staring over the alter at the Cross.) My eyes widened when I realized what he was saying, and looked around suddenly feeling the same. I picked him up to quiet and calm him, and he layed his head on my shoulder now whispering. I acknowledged that I understood him by whispering back "I think you’re right son." and he went quiet. The pastor seemed to be going a mile-a-minute as if he was the Madhatter – late for an important date. Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! We left the church after mass, my Wife too was uneasy. We both agreed that we would never attend Mass at this Church again. She then stated that they SKIPPED the Homily. That’s why I felt we walked in too late! Out of the mouths of babes, I’ll have to agree with my son – HE wasn’t there.
Give up the ether sniffing and stop abusing the kid. XXIII MORAL CRUSADE: Public activity undertaken by middle-aged men who are cheating on their wives or diddling little boys. Moral crusades are particularly popular among those who are seeking power for their own personal pleasure, politicians who can’t think of anything useful to do with their mandates and religious professionals suffering from a personal inability to communicate with their god. In military terms, a diversionary tactic. John Ralston Saul - THE DOUBTER’S COMPANION
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Something disturbing happened at Church a couple weeks ago… We missed Mass at our local parish and at our favored parish. We decided
You missed the saced MASS? you will be damned for hell. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -that we would attend a late Mass at St Columba in Chester, NY at 6pm. We arrived exactly at 6pm. First, it seemed to me that we must have had the time wrong and the Mass started at 5:30pm. Second, after about ten minutes, I started to feel uneasy about this parish – It didn’t feel right. Shortly thereafter, my three year old (who was half asleep when we came in) started gradually getting loud saying the same thing over and over several times. It took me thirty seconds to make it out, but he was saying "He’s not Here!"* (By this time he was standing on the pew as if staring over the alter at the Cross.) My eyes widened when I realized what he was saying, and looked around suddenly feeling the same. I picked him up to quiet and calm him, and he layed his head on my shoulder now whispering. I acknowledged that I understood him by whispering back "I think you’re right son." and he went quiet. The pastor seemed to be going a mile-a-minute as if he was the Madhatter – late for an important date. Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! We left the church after mass, my Wife too was uneasy. We both agreed that we would never attend Mass at this Church again. She then stated that they SKIPPED the Homily. That’s why I felt we walked in too late! Out of the mouths of babes, I’ll have to agree with my son – HE wasn’t there. — Marcus MacFarlane * He’s a typical three year old who will misbehave in Church from time to time, but he has NEVER done this or said this in any Church we have ever attended.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t.
But, but, HE wasn’t there. LOL! XXIII MORAL CRUSADE: Public activity undertaken by middle-aged men who are cheating on their wives or diddling little boys. Moral crusades are particularly popular among those who are seeking power for their own personal pleasure, politicians who can’t think of anything useful to do with their mandates and religious professionals suffering from a personal inability to communicate with their god. In military terms, a diversionary tactic. John Ralston Saul - THE DOUBTER’S COMPANION
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Now am I still a Troll, Folks? Remember we’re just Human, and all have weaknesses. I’m not perfect and neither are you, so don’t Judge me. You know nothing about me. Just because I don’t have my Dewey-Rheims Bible and Vatican Brevery (sp?) committed to memory doesn’t make me a bad person or any less a Roman Catholic. Like you, I’ll find out the tally when judgement finally comes.
What we meant by calling you a "troll" is that we suspected you of pretending to be a Catholic in order to make fun of our faith. We have quite a few trolls, as you’ll soon notice, who make rediculous posts about the faith in order to disparage it. Sorry about the misunderstanding, but we’ve become a little too jaded for our own good. Dane
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Fun troll. Have you ever considered Sci-Fi writing as a hobby? Karen
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<<Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? No <<Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! A rose and a cross? You have some pseudoCatholic Rosicrucians in your area? How weird…. Is the parish listed in the diocesan directory? There are some rump parishes around, out of communion with the church. If it’s on the list, I think you can quit worrying — they may be sloppy but they’re legit. Deo Gratias John
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Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes!
Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t.
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I’m not going to lose any sleep over this, but I must reply to the tyraid of two of the three first replies. The happenings of what I said are true. One was so nice as to point out the Rosacrucian Rose and that the side does not matter. Thank you. First, I don’t exactly know what you mean that I’m a "Troll". I’m a Roman Catholic like you, except that I probably don’t walk around with a Bible in my hands and condemn everyone and everything this is not to your liking. I didn’t know there was a Bible Thumping clause to alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic… I thought the interest of this NG was in things Roman Catholic. Or, do you just attend the Church in question and got offended by my opinion of it? I think you also violated one of the roots of Roman Catholicism – Judging Others… Violates several passages and a Commandment. Sorry, as I said, I don’t carry my Bible so I can’t quote Chapter and Verse. Second, when you attend Mass of a particular variety at a Parish, particularly the "long-winded" ones, you tend to expect most masses to be about an hour even with light singing. I tend to judge Masses on what I like and accustomed to which tend to be the longer Masses in less modern churches. Third, I’ve been to a Tridentine Mass (BTW thanks for the spelling), but it was at a little church over an hour-and-a-half away. The experience of the Latin Mass is tremendous, and I expressed an interest to our regular parish to offer a regular Tridentine Mass, but since they can only be said upon approval of the Vatican and the Archdioceses of New York, it may be a while. One of the priests at the Parish has a Masters in Medieval Church History and Doctrine and knows well the Tridentine Mass. He’s spearheading the effort to offer the Mass in the Church Chapel where there is perpetual adoration of the Euchurist until attendence outgrows the Chapel and the Main Cathedral requires use. Forth, since my posting I spoke with my Wife about it, and she corrected me on something… Not only did they skip the Homily at St Columba, they skipped right over the GOSPEL. We walked in during the middle of the readings, and he was speaking a mile a minute. And, we were there only 30 minutes. – My Mother-In-Law, a bigger Bible Thumper than most of you put together, and could teach you a thing or two that would make you look like a Troll. She sent Nine Children to Catholic School and has more Relics than most Churches. By faith and example, she has shown me that "God will provide." – Me, at one time, I may have agreed. But, thanks to my Loving Wife and Mother-In-Law, I am on my way to reversing the damage of 10 years away from the Church that they helped me realize I sorely missed. The reason I walked away at a young age: Mile-A-Minute Masses that took the Holiness out of the Mass. Now I go to St. Joseph’s of Middletown, NY as much as possible (where they still say the Hail Mary after Mass) even though I live out of the area now; otherwise, I attend another St. Joseph’s at a particular time went the elder priest presides, and he’s not afraid to preach that "The Eucharist is not a Symbol of Christ’s Body… It IS HIS BODY! And, that is why most Catholics fail to realize one of the roots of the Catholicism" I like Priests that don’t gloss over the finer details. Now am I still a Troll, Folks? Remember we’re just Human, and all have weaknesses. I’m not perfect and neither are you, so don’t Judge me. You know nothing about me. Just because I don’t have my Dewey-Rheims Bible and Vatican Brevery (sp?) committed to memory doesn’t make me a bad person or any less a Roman Catholic. Like you, I’ll find out the tally when judgement finally comes. Go Ahead And Flame If You Wish… Good day… — Marcus MacFarlane Pray for the Intercedance of the Blessed Mother in the Coming Tribulations and Final Judgement. Pray for the Protection of St Michael the Archangel. Pray for the Strength of St Maximillian Kolbe, his Knights of the Immaculata, and a well forged sword in my hand. The Crucifix is my shield against the evils that come. Pray for the Wisdom to See What’s Ahead, but the blury visions are scaring me. Yet I trudge ahead knowing that God has made this path for me and no matter what happens He will be on the other side waiting for me. Pray that my Sacrifices are acceptable and not in Vein so that my children may have a future. Pray for Mercy on Us All.
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Yup, this is a troll. There is no "This Side Up" on hosts, and a music-less mass can take 45 minutes certainly. A "rushed" mass would take less than that. Heck, the pre-Vatican II Tridentine mass took 30 minutes although the post-Vatican II Tridentine mass is longer. A REAL Catholic would know that. An imposter wouldn’t.
Interestingly, St. Alphonsus De Ligouri advised priests that Mass should take at 15 min. or it would probably be disrespectful. Our view of "rushed" has changed a bit, wouldn’t you say? Dane
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Something disturbing happened at Church a couple weeks ago… We missed Mass at our local parish and at our favored parish. We decided that we would attend a late Mass at St Columba in Chester, NY at 6pm. We arrived exactly at 6pm. First, it seemed to me that we must have had the time wrong and the Mass started at 5:30pm. Second, after about ten minutes, I started to feel uneasy about this parish – It didn’t feel right. Shortly thereafter, my three year old (who was half asleep when we came in) started gradually getting loud saying the same thing over and over several times. It took me thirty seconds to make it out, but he was saying "He’s not Here!"* (By this time he was standing on the pew as if staring over the alter at the Cross.) My eyes widened when I realized what he was saying, and looked around suddenly feeling the same. I picked him up to quiet and calm him, and he layed his head on my shoulder now whispering. I acknowledged that I understood him by whispering back "I think you’re right son." and he went quiet. The pastor seemed to be going a mile-a-minute as if he was the Madhatter – late for an important date. Communion came, I noticed that the host was placed (rather rushed) onto my tongue, but I could feel that it was upside down. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the host supposed to be cross up? Not only that, but with my tongue it felt that there was something other than a cross on the host. It may have been a rose that I have seen at another parish that we no longer attend. We were in and out in less than 45 minutes! We left the church after mass, my Wife too was uneasy. We both agreed that we would never attend Mass at this Church again. She then stated that they SKIPPED the Homily. That’s why I felt we walked in too late! Out of the mouths of babes, I’ll have to agree with my son – HE wasn’t there. — Marcus MacFarlane * He’s a typical three year old who will misbehave in Church from time to time, but he has NEVER done this or said this in any Church we have ever attended.
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