Catholics & Catholicism

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oh I see… "if I post it many times, maybe someone will pay attention" bubbye. *PLONK* KJ

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – We have all seen Lane’s (according to DejaNews) 500+ posts in alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic. While some of these posts have been informative most all have been trashing prostestants and even other catholics. Lane (or whoever he/she is) has the view that "since I am catholic I can make hateful, judgemental, condescending comments about protestants, through in some scripture (not the entire passage, just 1 or 2 select verses) taken out of context and claim it is all done to glorify our Heavenly Father. Two thousand years ago Lane Core would have been called a Pharisee. It is Chritians like Lane who are so self righteous, jugemental, condescending that makes us all look bad. Their is no true compassion to this guy (or girl) from what I can tell. He just wants to babble about things he knows, throughs out a couple of scriptures and then finishes it all with a quote slamming protestants. Now, I have a lot of disagreements with protestants and to a lesser degree other Catholics who have gone astray but I refuse to bad mouth them in a public forum like this. Hey Lane, how about encouraging others to pray for these protestants since they are lost and confused? Why don’t you show the love of our Heavenly Father who you claim to love. One last thing Lane. This verse applies to you: ROMANS 1:22 "And professing to be wise they became fools" I welcome all comments Peace be with you. Mike

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We have all seen Lane’s (according to DejaNews) 500+ posts in alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic. While some of these posts have been informative most all have been trashing prostestants and even other catholics. Lane (or whoever he/she is) has the view that "since I am catholic I can make hateful, judgemental, condescending comments about protestants, through in some scripture (not the entire passage, just 1 or 2 select verses) taken out of context and claim it is all done to glorify our Heavenly Father. Two thousand years ago Lane Core would have been called a Pharisee. It is Chritians like Lane who are so self righteous, jugemental, condescending that makes us all look bad. Their is no true compassion to this guy (or girl) from what I can tell. He just wants to babble about things he knows, throughs out a couple of scriptures and then finishes it all with a quote slamming protestants. Now, I have a lot of disagreements with protestants and to a lesser degree other Catholics who have gone astray but I refuse to bad mouth them in a public forum like this. Hey Lane, how about encouraging others to pray for these protestants since they are lost and confused? Why don’t you show the love of our Heavenly Father who you claim to love. One last thing Lane. This verse applies to you: ROMANS 1:22 "And professing to be wise they became fools" I welcome all comments Peace be with you. Mike

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So Mike, how many times do you intend to repost this?  So you have it in for Lane.  Fine.  Get over it. Say it with me, Mike.  "Vengeance is MINE, says the Lord."

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